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I think NT needs a little levity right now.

...so I'm watching a broadcast of "Friday" in which Smokey informs Craig that he had "to be a stupid young brotha to get fired on his day off."

I lost many, many life points in the ensuing hilarity.

here's a little of what I'm talking about:



am I the only one who finds this **** funny as hell? I swear I'd buy a DVD with a bunch of TV-edited classic films...but then again, I'm a goofy motherfather.
 
What about when BET shows a movie where dudes are smokin weed, and they put a big *** blur over their whole hand :lol:
 
Belly on bet is classic for this. I honestly prefer it over the original now since I've seen the original so many times.its So funny man.
 
Yippe ki yay Mister Falcon :lol:

Casino- Forget me? Forget you, you mother-forgetter!
 
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What about when BET shows a movie where dudes are smokin weed, and they put a big *** blur over their whole hand
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"State Property" used to kill me with that...mofos sitting around puffing and ashing blurs, shooting each other with pixels and ****...
Belly on bet is classic for this. I honestly prefer it over the original now since I've seen the original so many times.its So funny man.
I liked on "In Too Deep" where LL spots the couple who owe him bread talkinboutsome "there go them moneygrubbers right now!"
 
Was watching Soul Men at the barbershop a few weeks ago waiting to get cut and was struggling with bouts of laughter due to those alternate words chosen. Who rewrites the script for the Wal Mart CD versions of movies?
 
"Above The Rim". The TNT/TBS edits for Tupac were classic back in the day. "Raise (YO LUCK) up!". "I'm the (MONEYMAKIN') Man!"

"A Thin Line Between Love & Hate" ... that dude sounds nothing like Martin Lawrence.

"Friday" ... "You need to see what's up. Wit yo outta-work (MAN)". :smh:
 
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Friday is the first one that popped up in my mind.

"You got knocked the HECK out!"

Also, Major League was a good one :lol:

When dude hands wild thing the ball at the end of the movie, instead of "strike this mother ****** out"

The tnt version is "strike this Guuuuuuuuy out." It's :rofl:
 
Smokey, I ain't the smartest man in the world but from back here it look like you taking a SQUAT!

EZAL!


USA had funny edits :lol:
 
In the tv edit of Semi Pro from the Jive turkey scene. They use "Sock sucker". I always found that to be just as funny
 
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