First thing you do every morning vol. Probably done before.

[essential1]

Back in high school the first thing I did every morning was say "let me get 5 more minutes of sleep" somehow if I didn't get that 5 minutes Iwas grumpy all damn day.

Now in college my routine is before I even notice I'm awake I have some Fruit Loops and milk and I'm watching ESPN and checking websites to see ifanything happened overnight.

 

[you right]

Waking up around this time when i should be waking up in 3hrs. It sucks i cant kick this habit!!!!!

 

[s dubl]

wipe the cold out my eyes......

 

[essential1]

see who's this paging me and why?

 

[kiddin like jason]

Look at my phone to see the time and texts/calls I may have missed.

 

[verbatim]

Hit snooze.

 

[vidasman]

First thing is Piss and Dump no doubt

 

[MIKE LOWERY]

It's my _ Pop from the barbershop.........................


































But seriously, one of the only Wayne lines that make any sense, I actually use.


"Wake up in the morning take a %*#$, shower, shave"

 

[knightngale]

usually drink a glass of water and go back to bed

 

[twofeet10toes]

scream %+@$ the world

 

[wanksta23]

Originally Posted by twofeet10toes

scream %+@$ the world

i dunno why but

i take a piss

if its mad early, (like back in HS) i would say F%^*!

 

[purple face]

slip that thing under my elastic waistband and go back to sleep on my tummy. (mmm a warm hot pockt on my tummy

 

[mdotte]

pay homage to the lord...

 

[loveofthegame916]

Told me he was in the gamblin spot, and heard the intricate plot









but i hit the snooze and wake up again 5 mins later

 

[be4chst]

Originally Posted by Verbatim

Hit snooze.

real talk

 

[picknroll]

push down my throbbing erection

 

[pr1nts]

rub one out and go back to sleep for a few more minutes

 

[mrprince757]

- Thank the Lord
- Piss
- Go back to sleep

 

[danikerhino]

Let out a yawn that can be heard for miles.

 

[koudie from brooklyn]

squeeze my girl butt

 

[jomitm]

some __ wanna stick you like fly paper neighbor.








..................

check the time.
get a quick lucid dream if there's time.

 

[kam winston]

Lift leg and fart.

 

[complex niek]

hit snooze

spoon with my gf for about 3 seconds

roll back over to my own cool side of the bed and fall back to sleep

 

[thizzle wigle]

i get off my bed and go directly to the bathroom then piss and brush my teeth

 

[memphisboi55]

pee, check on my daughter