Food Poisoning vol. Diarrhea FTL

[hongcouver604]

Gatorade and sleep, that is if you're not running to the bathroom every 5 mins with liquid diarrhea. Good luck.

 

[addictedtofreshkicks]

Dude pooped himself though

 

[addictedtofreshkicks]

Dude pooped himself though

 

[thenewjs23]

http://niketalk.com/topic/278661/i-just-violated-my-girl-and-she-is-crying-Updated

Heres my story

 

[thenewjs23]

http://niketalk.com/topic/278661/i-just-violated-my-girl-and-she-is-crying-Updated

Heres my story

 

[chrisblazinnj]

Originally Posted by AddictedToFreshKicks

Dude pooped himself though

seriously though, get better OP. friend of mine had it for about a week.

on another notw... dead @ other dudes story listed below. 

 thenewjs23 wrote:

Now, in real life my girl is laying next to me in just her undies.

She likes to spoon me.

I am like 6'3" 200 lbs and she is 5'2" 100 lbs. Sexy little mexican chick. 

I wake up in fetal position. With spooning her me. 

Yet I feel wet and squishy. 

I get out the bed and low and behold I have crapped all over myself. 

I am a 30yr old man. 

I jumped in the shower with all my clothes. 

After a few minutes my girl is screaming.

I go back in the room turn on the light.

Not only did I crap myself. I crapped the bed , sheets, cover and all over her.

Its in her hair, face, back, chest , legs

 

[chrisblazinnj]

Originally Posted by AddictedToFreshKicks

Dude pooped himself though

seriously though, get better OP. friend of mine had it for about a week.

on another notw... dead @ other dudes story listed below. 

 thenewjs23 wrote:

Now, in real life my girl is laying next to me in just her undies.

She likes to spoon me.

I am like 6'3" 200 lbs and she is 5'2" 100 lbs. Sexy little mexican chick. 

I wake up in fetal position. With spooning her me. 

Yet I feel wet and squishy. 

I get out the bed and low and behold I have crapped all over myself. 

I am a 30yr old man. 

I jumped in the shower with all my clothes. 

After a few minutes my girl is screaming.

I go back in the room turn on the light.

Not only did I crap myself. I crapped the bed , sheets, cover and all over her.

Its in her hair, face, back, chest , legs

 

[nikezruinedmylife]

had one of these cases not too long ago.. went to taco bell and the next day had the baddest case of diarrhea

 

[nikezruinedmylife]

had one of these cases not too long ago.. went to taco bell and the next day had the baddest case of diarrhea

 

[jermz101]

Had this happen to me at 7, literally sat down to poop needlessly to say it was oily word to katt and seconds later I threw up
THEEE worst

 

[jermz101]

Had this happen to me at 7, literally sat down to poop needlessly to say it was oily word to katt and seconds later I threw up
THEEE worst

 

[sreggie101]

Originally Posted by Dirtylicious

Originally Posted by Hugo

GO buy some IMODIUM..ASAP at the pharmacy!

no you don't want to keep that crap in you. No pun intended. Let your body do its work

 

[sreggie101]

Originally Posted by Dirtylicious

Originally Posted by Hugo

GO buy some IMODIUM..ASAP at the pharmacy!

no you don't want to keep that crap in you. No pun intended. Let your body do its work

 

[yungrich 702]

yea the stomach ache is the worst tho

 

[yungrich 702]

yea the stomach ache is the worst tho

 

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[j4ck]

Originally Posted by thenewjs23

http://niketalk.com/topic/278661/i-just-violated-my-girl-and-she-is-crying-Updated

Heres my story

 

[j4ck]

Originally Posted by thenewjs23

http://niketalk.com/topic/278661/i-just-violated-my-girl-and-she-is-crying-Updated

Heres my story

 

[je ne sais quoi]

Originally Posted by af1 1982

Woke up in the middle of the night with a throbbing headache and found my underwear to be defecated.

You're almost 30, and you pooped the bed.
Damn...actually...DAMB!

 

[je ne sais quoi]

Originally Posted by af1 1982

Woke up in the middle of the night with a throbbing headache and found my underwear to be defecated.

You're almost 30, and you pooped the bed.
Damn...actually...DAMB!

 

[af1 1982]

I'm 19

. Went to the doctor today to get some bloodwork. Severe dehydration. She has me on immodium to regulate my bowel movements and water/gatorade constantly.

Guys, its the middle of July, please carry a bottle of water around with you at all times. Dehydration is no joke. I hope this never happens to anybody I know. Water works wonders.

 

[af1 1982]

I'm 19

. Went to the doctor today to get some bloodwork. Severe dehydration. She has me on immodium to regulate my bowel movements and water/gatorade constantly.

Guys, its the middle of July, please carry a bottle of water around with you at all times. Dehydration is no joke. I hope this never happens to anybody I know. Water works wonders.