FOOD THREAD VOL. GRUB LIFE

[spizike231]

From tiktok

Is this enough? He asked for half a lb of cream cheese. Mans needs his lipids checked STAT.

Dat bagussy full to da brim

 

[storm2006]

From tiktok

Is this enough? He asked for half a lb of cream cheese. Mans needs his lipids checked STAT.

Dat bagussy full to da brim

I looked this up for ****s and giggles and it’s actually a slang word

Regardless of the bagussy situation, I need my cream cheese evenly spread. Way too much uncreamed area on that bagel for my liking

 

[calibeebee]

Yoooooo I haven’t been here in a few days. I’m behind on the #NTPizzaWars latest poll numbers. Who’s in the lead?!

 

[heelsandeers]

zmaqbool finna hit us with the Saudi pizza spots

Quiet for me lately. +2 slices in 2 weeks

 

[storm2006]

Yoooooo I haven’t been here in a few days. I’m behind on the #NTPizzaWars latest poll numbers. Who’s in the lead?!

zmaqbool finna hit us with the Saudi pizza spots

Quiet for me lately. +2 slices in 2 weeks

Since DSA’s shocking reveal all contenders have kind of gone dark and quietly accumulated their slices rather than the bold announcements we saw at the beginning of the race. However, I think they are all tracking a bit more closely now to avoid fraud allegations when the next poll numbers are released.

My gut is telling me DSA is still in the lead but zmaqbool has cut the gap with walkingBred and heelsandeers in stunningly closet pursuits.

Stay Tuned with storm2006 for the latest on 2023 #NTPizzaWars

 

[deusavertat]

Shrimp/lobster ceviche and plantain chips

 

[B Sox]

 

[storm2006]

Update on the Burrito Count Competition. I copped tacos (beef battered rockfish, fried then topped with Honey Siracha Slaw) from the cafeteria today BUTT it was only two tacos. I debated asking for two orders or simply an extra taco but didn’t want to appear gluttonous and/or like I was abusing power so I just got one order. See below.

Sitting on 2 and 2/3 (2.6667) burritos

 

[Mark Antony]

Ya'll doing way too much food counters now. How's the balut counts going?

 

[ahat]

Ya'll doing way too much food counters now. How's the balut counts going?

SC kid got that. He's like that fighter that always wins by default cuz there's no one else in that division

 

[spizike231]

Storm fighting himself on the burrito but not real burritos count

Sc fighting himself in the Balut royale.

 

[Mark Antony]

Anyone had a balut burrito?

 

[storm2006]

Storm fighting himself on the burrito but not real burritos count

Sc fighting himself in the Balut royale.

Are free throws not points? Are Field Goals not points? Is being forced home on a bases loaded walk not a run?

Burrito Bowls and tacos are fair game.

 

[spizike231]

Are free throws not points? Are Field Goals not points? Is being forced home on a bases loaded walk not a run?

Burrito Bowls and tacos are fair game.

Storm pls.

Would a poke bowl count towards a sushi roll count?
Or cooked ground beef count towards a burger count?
What about ice cream counting towards a milkshake count?

Just because it has shared ingredients doesn’t mean it counts. Hell, da thread voted to not count frozen pizzas in the slice count. They’re literally pizzas (not great) but aren’t being counted.

HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN

 

[DeadsetAce]

y'all arguing about burritos and baluts while i'm just over here like this adding to my slice count....

 

[walkingBred]

Since DSA’s shocking reveal all contenders have kind of gone dark and quietly accumulated their slices rather than the bold announcements we saw at the beginning of the race. However, I think they are all tracking a bit more closely now to avoid fraud allegations when the next poll numbers are released.

My gut is telling me DSA is still in the lead but zmaqbool has cut the gap with walkingBred and heelsandeers in stunningly closet pursuits.

Stay Tuned with storm2006 for the latest on 2023 #NTPizzaWars

I'm far behind. I had to go back and check. I'm only at slice 27

Sc fighting himself in the Balut royale.

Don't count me out for this. I'm down for Balut Bowl 2023. Just need to get my first egg on the board

 

[spizike231]

Ninja turtle ace staying quiet in the sewers eating his pizza slice count up and up.. looking to dethrone Z foreal

 

[storm2006]

Storm pls.

Would a poke bowl count towards a sushi roll count?
Or cooked ground beef count towards a burger count?
What about ice cream counting towards a milkshake count?

Just because it has shared ingredients doesn’t mean it counts. Hell, da thread voted to not count frozen pizzas in the slice count. They’re literally pizzas (not great) but aren’t being counted.

HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN

I think poke bowls COULD have a case in a sushi roll count. Cooked ground beef wouldn’t be valid for a burger count but a burger with no bun (or wrapped in lettuce) would. Ice cream in a milkshake count is another one that is on the line but the verdict might come down to how the ice cream was consumed.

Not counting frozen pizzas was just an elitist move.

2.6667

 

[B Sox]

Can’t remember the hlast time I’ve even had a burrito. Pretty much always get tacos instead.

And if I go to Chipotle, I’m getting a bowl, which ISN’T A BURRITO.

 

[storm2006]

Ninja turtle ace staying quiet in the sewers eating his pizza slice count up and up.. looking to dethrone Z foreal

I don’t know the full history but DSA is knocking down slices as if he was highly offended when everyone named Z the presumptive champion.

 

[walkingBred]

Does the 3 tacos = 1 burrito thing still exist in this league, or has that been scrapped?

 

[storm2006]

Can’t remember the he last time I’ve even had a burrito. Pretty much always get tacos instead.

And if I go to Chipotle, I’m getting a bowl, which ISN’T A BURRITO.

Y’all got to B Sox

 

[storm2006]

Does the 3 tacos = 1 burrito thing still exist in this league, or has that been scrapped?

It is very much alive

 

[DeadsetAce]

I don’t know the full history but DSA is knocking down slices as if he was highly offended when everyone named Z the presumptive champion.

im the one that named him champ! ive always been a pizza glutton but i'm not on Z's level of reviewing and trying out place after place. he's next level with that stuff...google compensates the man for his efforts!

i've probably had two burritos since the burrito chatter started. i used to be a taco fiend but then i moved to CA and learned about california burriots...can't get enough

 

[darthska]

Hear me out:
You take a mini pizza... you put shelled balut on top... you fold it the same exact way you would a burrito.

Up ALL your counts.