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Fools Wildin Thinking They Doing It Unappreciation Vol Get The @#*+ out
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Wicked haad
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Idiot 
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Imagine taking a test just for a ***** to say no thanks
I'll raise you one better. I've seen a profile where a woman was collecting potential suitors to run her own "Bachelorette". (Might've been a ruse for an o*** but I'm not sure)
I've never swiped left so fast in my life, and I've seen the Google Forms women before. Mainly when I was swiping in Raleigh so I'm not surprised. But if I made a Google form asking for a woman's wei........nevermind.
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i'm not mad at it. some important questions in there. i could never date/marry someone that doesn't know which way the toilet paper goes.
Met a woman online, got the number, scheduled a time to call, and hit her up.
Within 3 minutes of talking, she hit me with "So give me your elevator pitch".
Had no idea what an "elevator pitch" was.
She explained and I could not help laughing (maybe a bit too hard admittedly).
At first, I brushed it off / thought she was joking but after a long pause, I realized she was dead serious.
When I asked her if she thought this was Shark Tank she hit me with "I don't think we'd be a good match"
Within 3 minutes of talking, she hit me with "So give me your elevator pitch".
Had no idea what an "elevator pitch" was.
She explained and I could not help laughing (maybe a bit too hard admittedly).
At first, I brushed it off / thought she was joking but after a long pause, I realized she was dead serious.
When I asked her if she thought this was Shark Tank she hit me with "I don't think we'd be a good match"
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Someone explain this to me.
Never understood this as if the person on the inside is immune from danger.
If a car mounts the curb, everyone's limbs getting clipped.
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I dunno about you but I workout so when I stand closest to the road if a car hops the curb it just bounces off me and we are both bless.
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A real alpha male doesn't have to tell people he's an alpha male.
As long as she fills it out too then I wouldn't trip. Now if she's playing teacher and I'm the only one doing while she checks my answers then that's a dub.
Someone explain this to me.
Never understood this as if the person on the inside is immune from danger.
If a car mounts the curb, everyone's limbs getting clipped.
It's the thought that counts
Nike Jordan
Supporter
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Happy 20th anniversary to this viral video:
BTW, that Marcello guy still installs whistle tips.
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Someone explain this to me.
Never understood this as if the person on the inside is immune from danger.
If a car mounts the curb, everyone's limbs getting clipped.
That’s not the point lol
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kinda doin' it
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I know that's the answer they want.
Someone explain this to me.
Never understood this as if the person on the inside is immune from danger.
If a car mounts the curb, everyone's limbs getting clipped.
I'd be like those 2 strangers are walking too close to each other.
