Funniest Q&A on Amazon (vol. Surge Cola)

[crcballer55]

In light of the recent re-release of Surge, I was reading some of the questions asked and started LMAO.

http://www.amazon.com/Surge-16-FL-O...ql?_encoding=UTF8&asin=B00M2OGS08&cdSort=best

What have been some of the better questions or comments you're seen on Amazon?

Will this make me more productive at work? 7 days ago

You should expect a promotion within no more than five working days.

Is this the SAME EXACT recipe? 7 days ago

Yes, the animal that Surge is derived from was thought to be extinct in 2001, but due to conservation efforts, their numbers are back to a healthy number, allowing Surge to be synthesized from harvesting their blood.