*** Guess the movie quotes of the poster above you*** Volume 1?

[ill legal operation]

Long, but kinda easy:


This, this one night, two of my brothers came and woke me up in the middle of the night. And they said they had a surprise for me. So they took me to thebarn up in the loft and there was my oldest brother, Dan, with Alice, Alice Jardine. I mean, picture a girl who just took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hitevery branch coming down. And... and Dan's got his shirt off and he's working on this bra and he's tryin to get it off and all of a sudden Shawnjust screams out, "Danny you're a young man, don't do it!" And so Alice Jardine hears this and she screams and she jumps up and she tries toget running out of the barn but she's still got this shirt over her head. She goes running right into the wall and knocks herself out. So now Danny'sjust so mad at us. He, he starts coming after us, but... but at the same time Alice is over there unconscious. He's gotta wa... , wake her up. So he grabsher by a leg and he's drag, dragging her. At the same time he picks up a shovel. And he's going after Shawn, and Shawn's saying, "What are youtrying to hit me for? I just did you a favor!" And so this makes Dan more angry. He tries to swing this thing, he looses the shovel, goes outta his graspand hits a kerosene lantern; the thing explodes, the whole barn almost goes up because of this thing. That was it. That was the last, that was, Dan went off tobasic the next day. That was the last night the four of us were together.

 

[rapsteady1]

Originally Posted by gboy1230

"yo who got munchies tonight??"

half baked..?



"I figure if I get high, study high, I'll get high scores!"

 

[ill legal operation]

"How High."

 

[steven42lh]

Saving Private Ryan. ^


"But g********, those kids played out their heart. They gave everything they had! They played up to the *maximum* of their ability! They gave iteverything. And you know, it wasn't good enough. It wasn't good enough for me, wasn't good enough for you, wasn't good enough for anybody!"

 

[lieutenant kif]

^ I love this one. I have to chuckle every time I hear it. Saving Private Ryan.

"I mean basically if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks and you allow your gun to be taken off you and you allow yourself to beshot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah really it's all your fault for being such a poof, sowhy don't you stop wingeing and cheer the *%!! up."

"How the hell would cats do this to me? Are you crazy?"

and one for the shoe heads: "The guard simply didn't notice. Neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes?"

 

[thegoat121886]

When I was little... my father was famous.
He was the greatest sam-urai in the empire;
and he was the Shogun's decapitator.
He cut off the heads of a hundred and thirty-one lords.
It was a bad time for the empire.
The Shogun just stayed inside his castle -- and he never came out.
People said his brain was infected by DEVILS.
My father would come home -- he would forget about the killings.
He wasn't scared of the Shogun, but the Shogun was scared of him.
Maybe that was the problem.
Then, one night... the Shogun sent his ninja spies to our house.
They were supposed to kill my father... but they didn't.
That was the night everything changed

 

[dropkicks]

theproblemchild5 wrote:

"I'ma cop you idiot!"

Kindergarten Cop


When life gives you lemons i say ***@ the lemons and bail

 

[newbery158]

1. Karate Kid
2. ?
3. Finding Nemo

Mo Contribution- "Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'...you're god**** right"

 

[carlosdapaperboy]

^ The Last Samurai?

"Yeah. It was between that or Muhammed.
Why the @@*+ would it be between THAT or Muhammed? Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?
Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a #@#!%%* book for once."

 

[gboy1230]

"I say, why don't you guys locate your @%$%*, remove the shrink wrap, and ****** USE them!"

"Do u want to kiss my lucky egg?"

" I'm a loser. I broke up with the hottest girl in school, my friends all sold me out... and somebody in there just called me a %*+!"

 

[stoneyjax]

Originally Posted by 703 Hwy

Let me get an extra water

Paid in Full

 

[dustblaaze]

^^
Can't Hardly Wait is your last quote. Funny that I guessed it considering I was gonna post: "92% of women at UCLA are like class or sex? What shall Ido? 92 PERCENT!"

 

[thugnificence]

Originally Posted by gboy1230

"I say, why don't you guys locate your @%$%*, remove the shrink wrap, and ****** USE them!"

"Do u want to kiss my lucky egg?"

" I'm a loser. I broke up with the hottest girl in school, my friends all sold me out... and somebody in there just called me a %*+!"

i know the second one is cool runnings

 

[Renaldo Balkman]

Originally Posted by carlosdapaperboy

^ The Last Samurai?

"Yeah. It was between that or Muhammed.
Why the @@*+ would it be between THAT or Muhammed? Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?
Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a #@#!%%* book for once."

superbad... "do you people take checks?...... YOU PEOPLE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU PEOPLE?.... oh no, i meant nothing by it"

 

[dropkicks]

rayray3thousand wrote:

superbad... "do you people take checks?...... YOU PEOPLE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU PEOPLE?.... oh no, i meant nothing by it"


Bad Santa

"Pull Over!
No its Cardigan but thanks for noticing !"

 

[kunasty88]

Originally Posted by dropKicks

theproblemchild5 wrote:

"I'ma cop you idiot!"

Kindergarten Cop


When life gives you lemons i say ***@ the lemons and bail






forgetting sarah marshall

"hey boys, why don't you let us put a nipple on that for you."

 

[18key]

Originally Posted by thegoat121886

When I was little... my father was famous.
He was the greatest sam-urai in the empire;
and he was the Shogun's decapitator.
He cut off the heads of a hundred and thirty-one lords.
It was a bad time for the empire.
The Shogun just stayed inside his castle -- and he never came out.
People said his brain was infected by DEVILS.
My father would come home -- he would forget about the killings.
He wasn't scared of the Shogun, but the Shogun was scared of him.
Maybe that was the problem.
Then, one night... the Shogun sent his ninja spies to our house.
They were supposed to kill my father... but they didn't.
That was the night everything changed

Shogun Samurai? Or something like that. I'm not too sure. I only know for sure that GZA used that on Liquid Swords.


Since no one guessed my easy ones, I'm going again:

1. "You think you can do this to me? You m&*^@%$*!@s gonna be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I'm done with you!"
2. "When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go *##% themselves."

 

[EddieWinslow1983]

Originally Posted by 18key

Originally Posted by thegoat121886

When I was little... my father was famous.
He was the greatest sam-urai in the empire;
and he was the Shogun's decapitator.
He cut off the heads of a hundred and thirty-one lords.
It was a bad time for the empire.
The Shogun just stayed inside his castle -- and he never came out.
People said his brain was infected by DEVILS.
My father would come home -- he would forget about the killings.
He wasn't scared of the Shogun, but the Shogun was scared of him.
Maybe that was the problem.
Then, one night... the Shogun sent his ninja spies to our house.
They were supposed to kill my father... but they didn't.
That was the night everything changed

Shogun Samurai? Or something like that. I'm not too sure. I only know for sure that GZA used that on Liquid Swords.


Since no one guessed my easy ones, I'm going again:

1. "You think you can do this to me? You m&*^@%$*!@s gonna be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I'm done with you!"
2. "When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go *##% themselves."


1. training day
2. ????


Heres mine

dude 1 : knock,knock
dude 2 : who's there?
dude 1 : go !*%+ yourselves

 

[copp 2 of em]

Originally Posted by 18key

Originally Posted by thegoat121886

When I was little... my father was famous.
He was the greatest sam-urai in the empire;
and he was the Shogun's decapitator.
He cut off the heads of a hundred and thirty-one lords.
It was a bad time for the empire.
The Shogun just stayed inside his castle -- and he never came out.
People said his brain was infected by DEVILS.
My father would come home -- he would forget about the killings.
He wasn't scared of the Shogun, but the Shogun was scared of him.
Maybe that was the problem.
Then, one night... the Shogun sent his ninja spies to our house.
They were supposed to kill my father... but they didn't.
That was the night everything changed

Shogun Samurai? Or something like that. I'm not too sure. I only know for sure that GZA used that on Liquid Swords.


Since no one guessed my easy ones, I'm going again:

1. "You think you can do this to me? You m&*^@%$*!@s gonna be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I'm done with you!"
2. "When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go *##% themselves."


1 - Training Day

"Lt. Dan... Ice Cream!"

 

[islandfeeling]

^training day and casino

 

[yungchris504]

18key wrote:

Since no one guessed my easy ones, I'm going again:

1. "You think you can do this to me? You m&*^@%$*!@s gonna be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I'm done with you!"




Training Day

A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat aroundthe corner." Now, if you're on me and you gotta move when I move, how do you expect to keep a... a marriage?

 

[EddieWinslow1983]

Originally Posted by yungchris504

18key wrote:

Since no one guessed my easy ones, I'm going again:

1. "You think you can do this to me? You m&*^@%$*!@s gonna be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I'm done with you!"

Training Day

A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." Now, if you're on me and you gotta move when I move, how do you expect to keep a... a marriage?

HEAT

 

[i drink your milkshake]

Originally Posted by Copp 2 Of Em

Originally Posted by 18key

Originally Posted by thegoat121886

When I was little... my father was famous.
He was the greatest sam-urai in the empire;
and he was the Shogun's decapitator.
He cut off the heads of a hundred and thirty-one lords.
It was a bad time for the empire.
The Shogun just stayed inside his castle -- and he never came out.
People said his brain was infected by DEVILS.
My father would come home -- he would forget about the killings.
He wasn't scared of the Shogun, but the Shogun was scared of him.
Maybe that was the problem.
Then, one night... the Shogun sent his ninja spies to our house.
They were supposed to kill my father... but they didn't.
That was the night everything changed

Shogun Samurai? Or something like that. I'm not too sure. I only know for sure that GZA used that on Liquid Swords.


Since no one guessed my easy ones, I'm going again:

1. "You think you can do this to me? You m&*^@%$*!@s gonna be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I'm done with you!"
2. "When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go *##% themselves."

1 - Training Day

"Lt. Dan... Ice Cream!"


Forest Gump

"You're a funny guy!"

" Randolph...RAAANDOLPH!"

"G.I Joe wit' the kung-fu grip"

"I know the words...sky teeth talk through me!"

"This muthaf***a is PSYCHOTIC! "

"'Tis a far far better thing doing stuff for other people"

Don't even get me started on random movie quotes

 

[dropkicks]

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theproblemchild5 wrote:

"I'ma cop you idiot!"



"hey boys, why don't you let us put a nipple on that for you."



Beerfest

" Yellow fever? I got the yellow plague, Asian *@#$ i wanna squeeze em!"

 

[kunasty88]

^harold and kumar

a man makes his own luck