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-EBM is the real batman. So we’ll hate him. Because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
-If Chuck Norris has 5 dollars and Epic Beard Man has one dollar, Epic Beard Man has more money.
-Epic Beard Man can speak French while chugging beer.
-Epic Beard Man can teach a chinese guy to speak english in spanish.
-If Chuck Norris has 5 dollars and Epic Beard Man has one dollar, Epic Beard Man has more money.
-Epic Beard Man can speak French while chugging beer.
-Epic Beard Man can teach a chinese guy to speak english in spanish.