Help decide what I write to a massage girl

[yamcha]

I finally took the plunge and did what very few venture to do. Me and my friend hit up a massage parlor. Everything went as you would expect and the ending was satisfying regardless of the situation. The Asian girl had teddies of peace and upon getting dressed in front of her she proceeded to make weird clicks with her mouth and an approving gesture of my Greek god body. We exchanged numbers and honestly I wouldn't mind meeting up free of charge of course. How do I make this happen? She speaks minimal english. Decide what I send first!

Edit: upon completion of meetup pictures will be guaranteed

 

[blastercombo]

I've reset my computer but pics still aren't showing. Halp peas

 

[Based Jesus]

**** pics. Never fails

 

[fraij da 5 11]

"CIPIIYB? Pls respond."

 

[rillo561]

I have no advice to give, just hear strictly for pics and the ensuing LULz

 

[jjs]

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[yamcha]

If you guys can help make it happen I can get pics. Atm I dony have any. I honestly dont know what to write because of the language barrier.

 

[tr1ll]

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This will be sooooo gud.

 

[stillin729]

you and your buddy had sex in front of an Asian girl?

 

[tr1ll]

Eff dat!

Let this thread cook!

 

[airthompson]

Wait, what?

Hitting up a happy ending masseus and not knowing what to say, when she doesn't even speak english?

She was astonished by your greek god body?

Not sure if this is real life, or a opening draft of a movie script.

 

[Mark Antony]

Won't matter after I murk you then take her from you.

 

[Based Jesus]

Wait, what?

Hitting up a happy ending masseus and not knowing what to say, when she doesn't even speak english?

She was astonished by your greek god body?

Not sure if this is real life, or a opening draft of a movie script.

Honestly reminds me of a Nomad story.

 

[yamcha]

FYI She sells a product bro.

Of course she have you her number.

My friend didn't receivehis girls number. That's besides the point I want to turn this into a weird side chick project.

 

[Mark Antony]

Wait, what?


Hitting up a happy ending masseus and not knowing what to say, when she doesn't even speak english?


She was astonished by your greek god body?


Not sure if this is real life, or a opening draft of a movie script.

Honestly reminds me of a Nomad story.

First thought.

 

[yamcha]

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Thanks for the pic made it my new avatar

 

[mplsdunk]

You can literally say anything to a girl who doesn't speak English. That's half the fun.

 

[airthompson]

Wait, what?


Hitting up a happy ending masseus and not knowing what to say, when she doesn't even speak english?


She was astonished by your greek god body?


Not sure if this is real life, or a opening draft of a movie script.

Honestly reminds me of a Nomad story.

Is he a writer yet?

 

[Barbados Slim]

I have no advice to give, just hear strictly for pics and the ensuing LULz

Brilliant 

 

[blastercombo]

Of all the dbz characters you picked the most beta? No surprise you need help

 

[yamcha]

My friend is also an nter hopefully he chimes in

 

[yesitsthatdude]

Tell her you're not paying for it, but want it.

 

[yesitsthatdude]

Also google translate something in her language, is always clutch

 

[Gordonson]

At first I was scrolling through like why do these ___s keep posting DBZ pictures, and then I looked at OP's name again

Just re-read the story in son's voice and everything.

 

[tr1ll]

FYI She sells a product bro.

Of course she have you her number.

My friend didn't receivehis girls number. That's besides the point I want to turn this into a weird side chick project.

You sho right.

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