Herpes-Infected Monkeys Invade Florida

[htg designs]

this is God's judgement of Florida for their wierdness

 

[nazdrowie]

 
There's only one logical solution...train sharks to have a taste for monkey herpes.

the otters at the bronx zoo are already trained in the art of drowning monkeys.

 

[currensy]

why does nature hate us?

We've taken mother nature on a ride through hell for hundreds of years, soon she will take back over this graceful land we call Planet Earth.

 

[Mactastic4167]

I blame Lebron James for all this... Florida wasn't like this until LJ moved down there...

 

[RustyShackleford]

FL needs to call this dude in.



Or convince Barry to call in some drone strikes

 

[tlrdx91]

Lebron bringing the L's from Ohio to Florida.

 

[Rootin4EverybodyBlack]

Monkeys with herpes, random massive sinkholes, & blatant racism.

Nahh..I'm good off Florida

 

[thadoctadvocate]

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**** PETA!

Lol

 

[miamiboy]

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NEVER FAILS

Scrolled down knowing that gif would be there

 

[grandtheftbike]

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Tooey kept the monkeys sequestered on an island, but they've since taught themselves how to swim, easily reaching the mainland and putting down roots as far as Jacksonville, which is hundreds of miles away.

 

[big j 33]

There's only one logical solution...train sharks to have a taste for monkey herpes.

And what happens when we're overrun with trained sharks with the taste for primates?

 

[moe fab]

 

There's only one logical solution...train sharks to have a taste for monkey herpes.

And what happens when we're overrun with trained sharks with the taste for primates?

Hope there's no tornado?

 

[guccjermaine]

 

 

There's only one logical solution...train sharks to have a taste for monkey herpes.

And what happens when we're overrun with trained sharks with the taste for primates?

Hope there's no tornado?

Hopefully the monkeys die off in the upcoming winter seasons

 

[je ne sais quoi]

 

 

There's only one logical solution...train sharks to have a taste for monkey herpes.

And what happens when we're overrun with trained sharks with the taste for primates?

Hope there's no tornado?

Obviously we'll weaponize these overzealous sharks using a tornado and send a sharknado to Syria.

Two problems solved.

 

[dipsetgeneral]

Sheesh.

 

[moe fab]

 

 

 

There's only one logical solution...train sharks to have a taste for monkey herpes.

And what happens when we're overrun with trained sharks with the taste for primates?

Hope there's no tornado?

Obviously we'll weaponize these overzealous sharks using a tornado and send a sharknado to Syria.

Two problems solved.

 Is that the Ravishing one?

 

[rico x hood]

Obviously we'll weaponize these overzealous sharks using a tornado and send a sharknado to Syria.
Two problems solved.

I see absolutely no problem with this solution. Repped.

 

[pharelfor3]

I see absolutely no problem with this solution. Repped.

Works for me as well. Bye bye florida

 

[Peep Game]

MJD need to get outta Jacksonville

 

[tr1ll]

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Aint eem mad...

 

[finnns2003]

Planet of the Apes sequel, clever marketing.

 

[superantigen]

There's only one logical solution...train sharks to have a taste for monkey herpes.

And what happens when we're overrun with trained sharks with the taste for primates?

Simple:

1. Extract Velociraptor DNA from mosquitos fossilized in amber.

2. Develop Velociraptor clones from DNA.

3. Teach Velociraptors Obedience.

4. Tell them that the Sharks are the ones really responsible for the demise of the Dinosaurs.

5. Arm Velociraptors with Bazookas.

6. Release them in the vicinity of the sharks.

7. Televise ensuing war on pay-per-view

8. Profit




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[x Buddha Bless x]

So has the gov't implemented Operation: Detach yet?

You know the U.S. gov't always had that plan where Fl. is finally getting the boot and that we don't know want anything to do with you even more than Cuba treatment.