Hide Ya Wives, Hide Ya Kids: Worldwide Coronavirus Pandemic!

[casper90403]

someone ELI5. What are the chances this gets passed and would every American adult get it?

I need to know before tomorrow’s supreme drop

pretty sure not every adult will get this. It says millionaires and billionaires won't be eligible.

$6k per month for a family with 2 kids sounds like a lot though, especially when rent/credit card payments/and other bills will be suspended.

 

[ace]

Meth might as well sticky this. It’s the hottest topic by far.

 

[shibadekobe]

[RTRS] 18 Mar - CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR SAYS MODELING SHOWS 60,000 HOMELESS IN STATE COULD POTENTIALLY CONTRACT CORONAVIRUS OVER NEXT 8 WEEKS - REUTERS

 

[marikomorose]

I’m starting to understand this toilet paper thing. I’ve been working from home since last Thursday and pretty much just staying in 99% of the time and I’m taking like 2-3 dumps a day

why do u crap so much?

 

[shibadekobe]

pretty sure not every adult will get this. It says millionaires and billionaires won't be eligible.

$6k per month for a family with 2 kids sounds like a lot though, especially when rent/credit card payments/and other bills will be suspended.

Knowing T...there will be many Stipulations and Qualifications to get $$

 

[sneakaprince]

pretty sure not every adult will get this. It says millionaires and billionaires won't be eligible.

$6k per month for a family with 2 kids sounds like a lot though, especially when rent/credit card payments/and other bills will be suspended.

Stack season... Plus it keeps the economy booming despite the bs. I assume society shifts to much more online shopping etc,

 

[ahat]

Glad ive been cutting my own hair for the last several years

 

[shibadekobe]

 

[Vincent Van Goat]

Yoooo

Guys, I don't want to ruin the fun but between this post and the "my cousin, who's friends brother works in the Pentagon says that we're going into Martial Law" mass chain texts...

These two are definitely the biggest Corona fakeouts out there right now

They've dubbed all sorts of songs over that clip

 

[shibadekobe]

 

[mplsdunk]

Guys, I don't want to ruin the fun but between this post and the "my cousin, who's friends brother works in the Pentagon says that we're going into Martial Law" mass chain texts...

These two are definitely the biggest Corona fakeouts out there right now

They've dubbed all sorts of songs over that clip

damn

 

[ace]

Honestly, to hell with a stimulus package. Find me a vaccine so I can put my worries to rest and be able to send my kid back to school without thinking they’re bringing home the plague. That’s worth more than any dollar amount they talking about kicking out.

 

[dwalk31]

Trump signs coronavirus relief legislation into law

Trump signs coronavirus relief legislation into law

President Donald Trump on Wednesday signed into law a coronavirus relief package that includes provisions for free testing for Covid-19 and paid emergency leave.

www.google.com

 

[mplsdunk]

I mean yeah I’d rather it be cured but I’ll take the guap in the mean time.

it doesn’t have to be one or the other.

 

[ahat]

Its actually very eerie going to and coming from work.

While theres cars on road, theres absolutely no foot traffic. Its a spooky quiet. Even the highways that are normally bumper to bumper during rush hour are dead

They removed parking enforcement so will probably do some ubereats runs downtown at all the condos with the international students that got daddys money to splurge since theres no worry about tickets or much traffic.

 

[shibadekobe]

CA GOVERNOR STATE UNEMPLOYMENT CLAIMS HIT 80K FOR JUST YESTERDAY - NBC

 

[casper90403]

Knowing T...there will be many Stipulations and Qualifications to get $$

absolutely. I already know I'm not going to qualify but this is such a great idea. If you don't qualify but accept it, you have to pay it back down the road. Something along those lines seem fair.

 

[wallyhopp]

pretty sure not every adult will get this. It says millionaires and billionaires won't be eligible.

$6k per month for a family with 2 kids sounds like a lot though, especially when rent/credit card payments/and other bills will be suspended.

Sure does. Bars and restaurants and anything FUN is closed. We’ll be infusing all those funds right back to amazon for more tp. Non essentials are being held back for weeks/months. So no more xboxes or ps4s or big TVs. Money alone won’t solve these bigger issues.

 

[storm2006]

My class was already online so ain’t no changes lol

Honestly if this pandemic ain’t happening, I’m pretty sure I would’ve gotten offered a full time position with the Dolphins once my class ends in 10 days

Damn, sorry to hear that bruv. Gotta keep your head up and on da swivel and something will come through

 

[maq25060]

2-3 times a day fam? Yeah something might be going on and it’s not toilet paper

I regularly take 2 - 3 dumps a day. Its natural.

From most of my research, poop frequency will vary greatly. You should be concerned if you're not pooping at least 3 times a week (though average poops per week per person can vary from 3 times a week to 20 times a week).

 

[solewoman]

Did I read they are relieving student loan debt?

 

[harlemtothebronx]

Guys, I don't want to ruin the fun but between this post and the "my cousin, who's friends brother works in the Pentagon says that we're going into Martial Law" mass chain texts...

These two are definitely the biggest Corona fakeouts out there right now

They've dubbed all sorts of songs over that clip

The Chief Keef one killed me.

 

[everysingletime]

Glad ive been cutting my own hair for the last several years

Sheeesh I forgot about haircuts

 

[shibadekobe]

HONOLULU HAWAII MAYOR CANCELS ALL CITY EVENTS, CLOSES ALL GOLF COURSES, CITY PARKS AND POOLS UNTIL APRIL 30TH - KHON

 

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