Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

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^ Even worse: Good looking girls from across the country contacting you with no intentions of doing anything. I feel like I shouldn't be entertaining them, but I wanna keep them in my back pocket in case I swing by their way :lol
I had this one joint hitting me up while she was in my city back in January, she was from SF. I already let her know if I'm in the bay, she's my tour guide lol.




Word of advice for you guys talking to dumb broads you only wanna smang: don't make them feel dumb.

Was buttering up a girl that hit me. Got some LOLs and hahas. Some small talk here and there, instant responses all the time. She mentions some bull about she's avoiding starches because it causes cellulite (chick was pretty skinny, not sure what she's worried about). I go "oh, you're doing the low carb thing. you're missing out on life." She replies "nooo i'm not lol. like for example i just had a churro for lunch. i'm just avoiding starch lmao". I said "churros are basically fried starch...." No reply :lol :{
lol F that, most of these broads are dumb as hell. Out of 25 you come across, only 2 are actually intellectual.




About 6'2-6'3

ey. I use those height increaser they sell on eBay. gives. you extra 1-3 inches. short guys might want to look into it

I'm 6'4 s it makes me 6'6 0r 7. I use them when playing bball mainly
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I gotta stop right swiping on everything

Woke up to 8 matches. Hyped as hell.

Every last one of them are fat white chicks :x



This is just one of the jawns that hit me up
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I'm about ready to call it quits
 
I gotta stop right swiping on everything

Woke up to 8 matches. Hyped as hell.

Every last one of them are fat white chicks :x



This is just one of the jawns that hit me up
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I'm about ready to call it quits

Its like no broads in my area that are actual "average" body type :lol

"A few extra pounds" category is a mixture of :evil x :x :rollin
 
You know what, I'm just gonna stop checking the "Users Who Want To Meet You" link. If it's not a dude, then it's Vader. No in between.

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It seems okc changed up a bit. Before, you'd be able to see who liked you from the banner on the bottom. Now, it just says someone likes you. Trying to get you to join the membership and all :lol
 
Caught an ooglie mooglie today, but at least she drove up from TX and not me and I met her at the mall and not my house, so easy to cut communications now and she doesn't know where I live or anything. This **** is getting to be a chore. I should just go ahead and be official with the one from my city who is cool and I guess we're friendzoning it for now but clearly like each other, even her kids are used to me by now. Every day I'm getting 2 new ones then you have to keep the convos with them fresh enough til whenever they are able to meet which is damn near never because all these women or some sort of vampire CNA/LPN and work night shift. Also keeps me up all night with all them message notifications. I been scouting the Dallas area the last couple days and got some ready to meet me next month when I'm in town and show me downtown. Gotta stay away from the thick, above average body types like dude said. Expect them to weigh 60lbs more than their picture portrays and have had 2 kids and a struggle life since. Only 1 I have ever met that looked better than her pics and she was off Tindr
 
Girl messaged me on Tinder then after a few message she gives me her Kik saying that Tinder app doesn't work too well on her phone. Is it some kind of bot?
 
Ehhh, she could just be giving you her stupid kik to avoid giving you her number, since that's basically why kik was made
 
It seems okc changed up a bit. Before, you'd be able to see who liked you from the banner on the bottom. Now, it just says someone likes you. Trying to get you to join the membership and all :lol
It's been that way for a lil min. You can sometimes tell who liked you just from who was looking at your profile recently, and then going to the "who likes you" section and looking at the location and age.





Ehhh, she could just be giving you her stupid kik to avoid giving you her number, since that's basically why kik was made
I absolutely hate when I ask for the number and chicks say "eehhh do you have kik or IG". Dat dere slight curve
 
Jesus....there hasn't been a success story posted in here in many pages :lol

I pop into the thread every other day expecting success and instead it's either frustration or some Orc off POF/OKC..... :lol :x |I
 
I smashed a chick from Tinder last week.

No great story. After the 2nd time kicking it convinced her to come to the crib and eventually smashed.
 
I have sooooooo many success stories. I'm just not interested in posting on here. Im just a squirrel tryna get a nut that's all.

I say I average from about 5-7 numbers a week.

Smash 3-5 new females a month.
 
If you're not smashing these easy chicks off these sites, you need to reevaluate yourself lol.
 
I've changed my Tinder picture to a picture of me in a suit and my matches have gone up 200%.

I've changed my swipe ratio from swipe everything to swipe 6's to 9's now because there aren't any 10's on Tinder.

I can only imagine LA or NY :{
 
I got like 100 matches. Takes too much commitment to game up these chicks.

Met a few and got drunk and made an *** of myself. Apologized and all is well for the stretch run.
 
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