Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

[ahat]

Met this chick...she cool, smashed a few times. She taking me out for seafood tonight.

Find out her roommate BAD af. First time i meet her shorty flirting with me and ****. So the sav in me decides im gonna try to smash her too.

Turns out she grew up in the same complex as my homegirl and they go way back. Was asking her bout the chick and she tells me shell give it up.

Was over the crib last night eating wings she cooked and watching the ball game in my boxers, purposely. Caught her looking a few times. Everything going according to plan.

Also another plus is they live close by my work and they both are good cooks. Tryna finesse that key to the crib so i can go over for lunch

 

[Comparison Ford]

Met this chick...she cool, smashed a few times. She taking me out for seafood tonight.

Find out her roommate BAD af. First time i meet her shorty flirting with me and ****. So the sav in me decides im gonna try to smash her too.

Turns out she grew up in the same complex as my homegirl and they go way back. Was asking her bout the chick and she tells me shell give it up.

Was over the crib last night eating wings she cooked and watching the ball game in my boxers, purposely. Caught her looking a few times. Everything going according to plan.

Also another plus is they live close by my work and they both are good cooks. Tryna finesse that key to the crib so i can go over for lunch

The ol’ roommate switch. Word to Seinfeld.

 

[Bruce Banner]

Met this chick...she cool, smashed a few times. She taking me out for seafood tonight.

Find out her roommate BAD af. First time i meet her shorty flirting with me and ****. So the sav in me decides im gonna try to smash her too.

Turns out she grew up in the same complex as my homegirl and they go way back. Was asking her bout the chick and she tells me shell give it up.

Was over the crib last night eating wings she cooked and watching the ball game in my boxers, purposely. Caught her looking a few times. Everything going according to plan.

Also another plus is they live close by my work and they both are good cooks. Tryna finesse that key to the crib so i can go over for lunch

Save me one when I come to town for caribana .

 

[a blinkin]

Met this chick...she cool, smashed a few times. She taking me out for seafood tonight.

Find out her roommate BAD af. First time i meet her shorty flirting with me and ****. So the sav in me decides im gonna try to smash her too.

Turns out she grew up in the same complex as my homegirl and they go way back. Was asking her bout the chick and she tells me shell give it up.

Was over the crib last night eating wings she cooked and watching the ball game in my boxers, purposely. Caught her looking a few times. Everything going according to plan.

Also another plus is they live close by my work and they both are good cooks. Tryna finesse that key to the crib so i can go over for lunch

I see you pleighboi. That’s the type of savagery that warms the soul.

 

[2163O1baller90]

Same for Brazilians in DC

where do they hang out in dc?..ive met a couple in Adams Morgan and the others were scattered throughout the city at random Latina clubs

 

[SupremeBeing5]

Met this chick...she cool, smashed a few times. She taking me out for seafood tonight.

Find out her roommate BAD af. First time i meet her shorty flirting with me and ****. So the sav in me decides im gonna try to smash her too.

Turns out she grew up in the same complex as my homegirl and they go way back. Was asking her bout the chick and she tells me shell give it up.

Was over the crib last night eating wings she cooked and watching the ball game in my boxers, purposely. Caught her looking a few times. Everything going according to plan.

Also another plus is they live close by my work and they both are good cooks. Tryna finesse that key to the crib so i can go over for lunch

How you meet? Bumble?

 

[SupremeBeing5]

I’m on cougar. This is fun. Older women like me. These rich divorced women are thirsty.

 

[ahat]

whos signing up?

 

[willypete]

whos signing up?

Dude who got the bbw thread locked midas whale lettuce know how it is

 

[SupremeBeing5]

Dude who got the bbw thread locked midas whale lettuce know how it is

I’ll drop the story soon. Lemme eat first

 

[アミーゴ]

where do they hang out in dc?..ive met a couple in Adams Morgan and the others were scattered throughout the city at random Latina clubs

AdMo, DuPont and Logan

 

[oidreez]

Met this chick...she cool, smashed a few times. She taking me out for seafood tonight.

Find out her roommate BAD af. First time i meet her shorty flirting with me and ****. So the sav in me decides im gonna try to smash her too.

Turns out she grew up in the same complex as my homegirl and they go way back. Was asking her bout the chick and she tells me shell give it up.

Was over the crib last night eating wings she cooked and watching the ball game in my boxers, purposely. Caught her looking a few times. Everything going according to plan.

Also another plus is they live close by my work and they both are good cooks. Tryna finesse that key to the crib so i can go over for lunch

imma need some sort of visuals

 

[Chill Bill]

Downloading curvy now

 

[Mark Antony]

I'd try it but them reviewer names all look made up.

 

[willypete]

I’ll drop the story soon. Lemme eat first

I meant Korofi

 

[goledensilence]

BLK app got these weirdo Youtubers promoting their app on Instagram.....
Anyway, I've matched up with a few chicks, but it seems like nobody on this app actually replies. Hate that I have 18 unknown likes since the app wants me to pay for the upgrade.

 

[Bruce Banner]

met her on BLK been talking for a few days , she texted me this last night. Idk what these chicks think this is nowadays.

 

[fluid hips]

Good. No pen pals 2020

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

I've smashed plenty of abstinent chicks

 

[Coromanti]

Unfortunately for the genuinely chaste, abstinent has turned into a code word for 'I'll sleep with you if you work a little bit." Shame really.

BLK is garbage. Last time I used it was in the DMV area, earlier this year. You'd think you'd get good pickings but :/

Somebody put up pics of 'Curvy', trying to see how big these girls get.

edit: I can already see some of these girls putting in their profile "I'm not your fetish" or something similar. Listen broad, dudes are on this app because they like big women or wanna try one out. Your size IS the draw right now, personality, ambitions, all that rah rah comes second. Yeesh.

 

[Mark Antony]

Said she's "been abstaining" not that she's actually practicing abstinence. Jumpy.

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

Said she's "been abstaining" not that she's actually practicing abstinence. Jumpy.

Right lol. That's probably some good, snug p and my man just turned his nose up at it. She said 'I haven't been ****ed in a while' and he was like nah I'm good

 

[Mark Antony]

Basically. Could probably still hit raw too if you wanted to.

 

[fdub]

I’ve been getting a lot play on the hinge app, more play then ever, honestly. I’ve got 3 numbers on there. So, I’m going to see what happens.

 

[Chopper]

Phone numbers are not play man... bro.

This thread is an absolute classic!