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Some dudes get taken care of by women with money. Look at Kevin Federline. He got Britney Spears and laid the pipe down. Now look where he is at ? Might not be some huge gig but he is taken care of.
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and a dog can walk on three legs...Cougers are notorious for showering younger men with stuff
Let em drive her car, get their phone bills paid, drawers cleaned, meals cooked
Credit cards borrowed... multiple this a few times if da broad is sea lion fat.
and a dog can walk on three legs...
Don't mean it happens all the time...
I'm finna put the ketchup on the tire, Burn da hemi and make tomatoes... so listen up.
Male gigolo is rare... gold digging yambs are not...
Its not socially accepted for men to leech ... it is for women ...
Guys don't want to get Nicki Minajs yambs cuz she's rich ... its cuz she has that big dump truck fake booty ...
The same amount of men would try and and smash with or without money...
Many chicks want Wayne's D... he WOULD NOT get the same love if he wasn't paid and famous ... see where I'm going..?
I don't know... Ask ninja hood... He always does itLOL WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN.
and a dog can walk on three legs...
Don't mean it happens all the time...
I'm finna put the ketchup on the tire, Burn da hemi and make tomatoes... so listen up.
Male gigolo is rare... gold digging yambs are not...
Its not socially accepted for men to leech ... it is for women ...
Guys don't want to get Nicki Minajs yambs cuz she's rich ... its cuz she has that big dump truck fake booty ...
The same amount of men would try and and smash with or without money...
Many chicks want Wayne's D... he WOULD NOT get the same love if he wasn't paid and famous ... see where I'm going..?
LOL WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN.
LMAOI don't know... Ask ninja hood... He always does itLOL WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN.
LOL WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN.
Man I went ahead and paid the $3 an hr one time on one of those cam sites to take this girl private. She was bad. They need to put a shotclock on the screen or something so you can keep track. She was taking her ******* out all slow and I was like hurry up and show'em! and she was like I can't just hurry up and take'em out, I says C'mon ***** it;s a recession! She was like why you think I'm doing this? I got kids to feed! and I lost my boner so I was just like Hurry up! one last time and signed out the window after she failed to oblige, checked my credit card and it was like $7.50- Bobs Auto, Orlando Florida. Most expensive and wasteful 2 and a half minutes of my life.I found out my homeboy sent money to one for a " personal" video of her self , wanted to slap the fire out his ***
*DEAD*Man I went ahead and paid the $3 an hr one time on one of those cam sites to take this girl private. She was bad. They need to put a shotclock on the screen or something so you can keep track. She was taking her ******* out all slow and I was like hurry up and show'em! and she was like I can't just hurry up and take'em out, I says C'mon ***** it;s a recession! She was like why you think I'm doing this? I got kids to feed! and I lost my boner so I was just like Hurry up! one last time and signed out the window after she failed to oblige, checked my credit card and it was like $7.50- Bobs Auto, Orlando Florida. Most expensive and wasteful 2 and a half minutes of my life.I found out my homeboy sent money to one for a " personal" video of her self , wanted to slap the fire out his ***
This sh*t has me dying right now....Man I went ahead and paid the $3 an hr one time on one of those cam sites to take this girl private. She was bad. They need to put a shotclock on the screen or something so you can keep track. She was taking her ******* out all slow and I was like hurry up and show'em! and she was like I can't just hurry up and take'em out, I says C'mon ***** it;s a recession! She was like why you think I'm doing this? I got kids to feed! and I lost my boner so I was just like Hurry up! one last time and signed out the window after she failed to oblige, checked my credit card and it was like $7.50- Bobs Auto, Orlando Florida. Most expensive and wasteful 2 and a half minutes of my life.
and a dog can walk on three legs...Cougers are notorious for showering younger men with stuff
Let em drive her car, get their phone bills paid, drawers cleaned, meals cooked
Credit cards borrowed... multiple this a few times if da broad is sea lion fat.
Don't mean it happens all the time...
I'm finna put the ketchup on the tire, Burn da hemi and make tomatoes... so listen up.
Male gigolo is rare... gold digging yambs are not...
Its not socially accepted for men to leech ... it is for women ...
Guys don't want to get Nicki Minajs yambs cuz she's rich ... its cuz she has that big dump truck fake booty ...
The same amount of men would try and and smash with or without money...
Many chicks want Wayne's D... he WOULD NOT get the same love if he wasn't paid and famous ... see where I'm going..?
i saw an episode of it's always sunny in philadelphia where one dude gets tricked into becoming a male prostitute for older womenMale gigolo is rare...
Man I went ahead and paid the $3 an hr one time on one of those cam sites to take this girl private. She was bad. They need to put a shotclock on the screen or something so you can keep track. She was taking her ******* out all slow and I was like hurry up and show'em! and she was like I can't just hurry up and take'em out, I says C'mon ***** it;s a recession! She was like why you think I'm doing this? I got kids to feed! and I lost my boner so I was just like Hurry up! one last time and signed out the window after she failed to oblige, checked my credit card and it was like $7.50- Bobs Auto, Orlando Florida. Most expensive and wasteful 2 and a half minutes of my life.I found out my homeboy sent money to one for a " personal" video of her self , wanted to slap the fire out his ***
Male gigolo is rare...
i saw an episode of it's always sunny in philadelphia where one dude gets tricked into becoming a male prostitute for older women
where i work theres a lot of high class lonely desperate housewives with old ****old husbands, i figured i could do something similar but how would i enter this world
probably not by charging but by just picking up cougars at whole foods. since then i'd had this fantasy where i go to this rich old woman's house and plow her out and eat her food and have her buy me things. and send her 16 year old son to the liquor store to buy me condoms so i can bang his mom. then when he's gone i'd steal all his xbox games
guess i gotta start hittin up my local applebees then, ha.never ever hook up with one of these broads they will go thru your wallet and your drawers while you're sleeping, they're super broke as hell..most of em live at their parents and are hostesses at your local applebees.
My du just stop, the economy arguements, sides hurt from laughing so hardMy bad. Typo. Don't get the jawns that think they smart though, talking about they paying down college loans. It's plenty that will do all types of nasty things right there in the free part of the chat but this one was worth it; she strips somewhere in Vegas. As I detailed though, problem was she was teasing all slow and I spent $7.50 to argue the state of the economy with a decently smart, seminude ****.