How do you respond to the "I have a boyfriend" line?

[asmathews]

Originally Posted by calibeebee

Her: I have a boyfriend

You: I have a goldfish

Her: what?

You: Oh I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

Somebody in a thread like this came up with that haha

 

[dmoney82]

Her : I have a boyfriend
Me:  I'm not trying to be your boyfriend. U seem like somebody I would enjoy hanging out with. Maybe you can give me a few tips on how to keep my girlfriend happy.
Her: Ok Lets F*****

 

[dmoney82]

Her : I have a boyfriend
Me:  I'm not trying to be your boyfriend. U seem like somebody I would enjoy hanging out with. Maybe you can give me a few tips on how to keep my girlfriend happy.
Her: Ok Lets F*****

 

[qnumber25]

Originally Posted by YEEUPP

Guess we should call him and tell him the bad news.. 

Originally Posted by Murda He

"Then I guess you got options to weigh then.. " or whatever's clever.....

This might work.. i would rephrase it a lil

 

[qnumber25]

Originally Posted by YEEUPP

Guess we should call him and tell him the bad news.. 

Originally Posted by Murda He

"Then I guess you got options to weigh then.. " or whatever's clever.....

This might work.. i would rephrase it a lil

 

[jimmybeanz]

"what ya man got to do with me? i'm not trying ta hear that see?!"

 

[jimmybeanz]

"what ya man got to do with me? i'm not trying ta hear that see?!"

 

[danikerhino]

Originally Posted by asmathews

Originally Posted by calibeebee

Her: I have a boyfriend

You: I have a goldfish

Her: what?

You: Oh I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

Somebody in a thread like this came up with that haha

Witty

 

[danikerhino]

Originally Posted by asmathews

Originally Posted by calibeebee

Her: I have a boyfriend

You: I have a goldfish

Her: what?

You: Oh I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

Somebody in a thread like this came up with that haha

Witty

 

[lostsoulswander]

ask my penis and your vagina if they care? 

 

[lostsoulswander]

ask my penis and your vagina if they care? 

 

[div1lbc]

That gold fish line is a must try! At the very least, she'll know you have a sense of humor.

 

[div1lbc]

That gold fish line is a must try! At the very least, she'll know you have a sense of humor.

 

[qnumber25]

Her I Have a Boyfriend

Me Its Ok Ill Be Your Back Up Plan

Word to Chammillionaire

 

[qnumber25]

Her I Have a Boyfriend

Me Its Ok Ill Be Your Back Up Plan

Word to Chammillionaire