I need an excuse to call in for work today NT

[703 hwy]

Last night was

and I can't make it in, some help here please.

 

[tw3ek]

tell em u got burnt... u at the free clinic right now...

 

[localhookupz]

tell em you have diarrhea.
works every time. they wont even ask you for doctors note or anything.
try it and see.

 

[greenredgreen]

yea bubbleguts usually works, with no further interrogation.

 

[push kicks]

just say you have the flu and sniff your nose like every 5 seconds that whta i usually do

 

[cabron james 23]

mudd butt in conjunction with the itis

 

[lazyj10]

For most employers, all you have to do is say "I am sick" and legally, they cannot ask you what you have.

 

[chichiloves5s]

explosive diarrhea.
they wont question it.

 

[starbucks gtd]

agreed with previous post.

 

[DeadsetAce]

nose bleed....requires you to lie down. i have a friend who rescheduled a final exam with that excuse. funny thing was, his nose really wouldnt stop bleeding.it happens when it gets cold

 

[toast1985]

Call in dead, you'll be in tomorrow.

 

[gunna get it]

say ur circuit breaker blew in your house and someone's coming to fix it, u have to be there

 

[deepinthajeep]

Migraine headache....works wonders.

 

[jaypesoz]

Just take 2 weeks off and come back with a beard and say the last thing you remember was driving to work today

 

[6demonbag]

pink eye or gonorhea

 

[much respected]

Where do you work at?

 

[da doc03]

Originally Posted by 6demonbag

pink eye or gonorhea

 

[doosta45]

Originally Posted by deepinthajeep

Migraine headache....works wonders.

I had one of these yesterday, left in the middle of my shift and got paid for the whole day. Even remember in high school I had got like 3peat (word to thelakers) and my econ teacher said I didn't have to take the final and gave me an A. They are def appreciated, but the pain is not cool

 

[doosta45]

Originally Posted by deepinthajeep

Migraine headache....works wonders.

sidekicks

 

[big fame one]

you were raped by a police officer.

 

[doosta45]

 

[professor aj xii]

call in and tell your boss you're too busy plowing his wife..

 

[danny almonte 3]

"look sir, things didn't go my way last night and its just not possible for me to go into work today and perform at the highest level thats expectedof your company on a daily basis. I apologize but sometimes life situations put all of us in this position one time or another. Right now, life is getting thebest of me and i do not want to hinder any forward progress that the business can achieve in one day. My loyalty to the company and our "family" atwork is most important and i shall continue to give everything i got on a daily basis as soon as i recover from my current situation. My apologies"

 

[therenegade23]

Originally Posted by 6demonbag

pink eye or gonorhea

Pink eye would require a doctor's note to come back.

 

[ohyeah10]

Originally Posted by Danny Almonte 3

"look sir, things didn't go my way last night and its just not possible for me to go into work today and perform at the highest level thats expected of your company on a daily basis. I apologize but sometimes life situations put all of us in this position one time or another. Right now, life is getting the best of me and i do not want to hinder any forward progress that the business can achieve in one day. My loyalty to the company and our "family" at work is most important and i shall continue to give everything i got on a daily basis as soon as i recover from my current situation. My apologies"

i think im gonna save this and try it the next time i need to call into work