If you could pick any woman in history to wife, but had to live in the 1500's

[Master Zik]

No toothbrushes, deodorant, razors for the box or feminine hygiene products. I'LL PASS...EASILY. Can't mess w/ smelly hairy chicks now, def not going back in time to do that

Well I'm not trying to have a staring contest with the box. If anything take the chick on a trip to Brazil.

I was talking about the 1500's.

So was I

 

[patrick bateman]

[COLOR=#red] I was born in this time period for a reason. All I need is a humbled, intuitive, intelligent, quiet female who loves cooking, doesn't mind cleaning, and catering to the Gods well being... in other words, a shorty who likes to take care of the house and treat her man right.. Thats all I ask. [/COLOR]

 

[createdestroy]

[COLOR=#red] I was born in this time period for a reason. All I need is a humbled, intuitive, intelligent, quiet female who loves cooking, doesn't mind cleaning, and catering to the Gods well being... in other words, a shorty who likes to take care of the house and treat her man right.. Thats all I ask. [/COLOR]

no need to ask... go out and get her

 

[moe fab]

Pops must be "Open-Minded" n must accept a "Native" way of living

Honestly, as long as ways of life are forgiven, Race does NOT matter

Hope not Indian/Black tho 

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Go ahead and think Kendall Jenner or Gianna Michaels is making you breakfast in the morning.

Again I axe, Why are we assuming they won't / can't ? Because they look good?

 

[SC kid]

Id pick pocohontas

 

[Master Zik]

Go ahead and think Kendall Jenner or Gianna Michaels is making you breakfast in the morning.

Again I axe, Why are we assuming they won't / can't ? Because they look good?

Cuz they can't.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Yea makes sense.

 

[moe fab]

 

 
Pops must be "Open-Minded" n must accept a "Native" way of living

Honestly, as long as ways of life are forgiven, Race does NOT matter

Hope not Indian/Black tho  

um........

1500s tho. Satire bro. If I was alive then, they wouldn't want me kuz I'd look too Indian. I'd be Indian, so race would not matter to mine, but if she is white, Indian/black would not fly. Therefore, I would not be accepted. Don't trip man, I love women of all colors. It's all about context, therefore time period.

 

[Master Zik]

 

 
Pops must be "Open-Minded" n must accept a "Native" way of living

Honestly, as long as ways of life are forgiven, Race does NOT matter

Hope not Indian/Black tho  :x

um........

1500s tho. Satire bro. If I was alive then, they wouldn't want me kuz I'd look too Indian. I'd be Indian, so race would not matter to mine, but if she is white, Indian/black would not fly. Therefore, I would not be accepted. Don't trip man, I love women of all colors. It's all about context, therefore time period.

Oh, so we're suppose to assume the female we're choosing has a choice?

 

[Nouss]

^ that dude literally made this hypothetical that much harder for himself.

Satire and then literal interpretations?

 

[flyeed]

if i HAD to do it

I'm wikipedia'ing HARD and wifing the baddest princess of the time with stupid money I can find in a place with good weather and on the water that didn't fight wars. I'm not going back there with Adrianna Lima to live some peasant *** life that I don't have the handy skills for. 3 days in and the fantasy is going to take a ****** up turn when her *** has to work in a brothel so we can eat.

 

[moe fab]

Whatever, I'll take the L n keep it pushin'

 

[lamekilla]

2014 Kim kardashian

I'd be king of the world once they see me with that broad.

But if one of them *** cheeks pop I'm screwed

 

[Mark Antony]

This exotic harlot's posterior protrudes in a rather unusual manner. WITCH! Burn her!

 

[Fozz]

So you would want to deal with diseases, massive wars going on for decades, poverty, violence, lack of sanitation and irrigation, etc. all for a woman?

Even then I'd be more understanding if you mentioned a time period in the last century

Yeah, exactly. No hot woman isn't going to enable to me to survive living in a time period with all that. 

Plagues? No

Being any ethnicity other than European, automatically meant slavery.

 

[flyeed]

This exotic harlot's posterior protrudes in a rather unusual manner. WITCH! Burn her!

Also can turn out being another medieval being of fantasy

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