"I'm So Hood" -- MD/DC/VA forum remix -- Join in...

[eyes of hazel]

Just something fun to do that ain't been done here yet...

We all know the song. We all know the beat. We all know their is about 20 unofficially remixes out with every rapper imaginable, lol.

We all know everybody got skills on here and can spit.

So, Let's post 16 bars each for the MD/DC/VA version.

We da beeeeeeeeesssst.

 

[dcshoechick]

Whoooooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeee

we the besttttttttttttttttt

i make mooooooooooooviiiiiiiiiiiiiesssssssss

i thought i told ya'll we the bessssssssssssssst

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

how many lil pigs...

threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

sally picks seeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa shelllllllllllllllllllllllllls

whooooooooooooooooo

sal-lyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

listennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

remix with lil jonnnnnnnnnnnnn

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

 

[eddiebauer757]

N check my jeans then check my FEET...

I sound so ignorant when I speak...

You see these golds nah I dont brush my teeth...

Dont hand me no book nig cause I can't read...

You know I got stacks fool check my bank...

and i'll spend 1/2 of that just buying 1 drank...

I only paid 2 bucks when I got these socks...

den eye filled them up with 1,000 rocks...

if u really know me then u know these is all lies...

So effn what I'm doing all the rest of these guys... LOL

 

[destination kicks]

Keep the beat comin Habibi (random person yells Khaled in the back)
Comin through Applebee's in the three piece (random person yells Hazel in the back)
Rap game is like sneakers, man this#%$+ is easy (random person yells Dream team in the back)
Never been in your hood yet I own your building (random person yells Jewish in the back)
Got too much class, no teeth covered in gilding (random person yells "that's gold" in the back)
No extra shmedium shirts I'm too fat (random person yells chubby in the back)
Better guard your head 'cus I'm lookin for the O's like an Orioles cap (random person yells believe in the back)
You would think it was a Nike release the way I decrease the quality and have the fiends comin' back (random person yells Gentry in the back)
Don't sleep on me you might never wake up
Have your family turnin' on the news like, "What the f**k?"
Leave your sole worn out and your face laced up like an old pair of Chucks
'Bout to graduate like Kanye
When it comes out you better cover like Ronde
Life is like heans, it ain't always what it seems
Have you thinkin' I was Vince Carter the way I had a slammin' 15...

Man I'm bored waiting for Call Of Duty to start...

 

[beltwayboy]

��

uh ugh
yeah

im so hood ni$+@#@+ aaaa

iont think they ready

maryland

dc

va im so hood remixxxx yesss

yall already know its beltway boy
yesss im back its no decoy
pg county numba 1 d-boy
from my%$%+@+% down south to my%$%+@+% in da oyy(ohhh)
show them love they show love back
i got swagg thats wat yall lack(chea!)
laugh out loud im too fckkin funny
i tell my mom b +!!@% ch where my money
yeah b +!!@% ch i still live wit my mom
f !!@! k yall ima prolly take her to prom
r.i.p to my n$+@#@+ a jon jon
rip to dat n$+@#@+ a ST
we all know theres a heaven for a g
too bad da skins some trasshhh
guess it was good while it lassstt
dont vote obama hes a terrorist for realll
i dont want no bombs where i stay illlll
lets get those clintons back on da hilll
plus im tryin f !!@! k they daughter while we rollin off da pill
i dont know if thats 16 yet
my man eoh he a uptown vet
im out like side im gone like poof
now da whole urea raissee da roof

yeahhhhhhhhh�

�

 

[eyes of hazel]

B.B. Shoeking, let me get that mic for a minute youngin'...

I ain't no rapper but I'm gonna talk my shhhhh!!!

It's da Dreeeeeeeam Teeeeeeeeeeeeam N'; This is real talk jo....


Aqua Js on my feet;

Madness shop o.g. Coogi on;

Guess jeans;

Lookin' like 93 Biggie Smalls clone...



But I ain't no rapper hooooomes;

I just like to stay retro clean;

And talk shhh 22 / 7;

Member of the Dream Team...



But some how it seems;

Y'all still wanna second guess me;

I'm so hood, So many crews;

But you can come try and test me...



I AM Uptown;

Richmond and 757 got my back;

P.G. will kill for da kid;

Da "Ambassador" even respects that…

(sound effect of a bomb)
BOOM!

 

[destination kicks]

Where's Tommie at with the Afrikah Bambadda/Don King/Black power flow?��

 

[harmcityhustler]

DK you fool

 

[pusha c]

i represent where the climate and society is hot
bammas on the boat and they never docked
no anchors just the bangers gettin shot bodys drop
stay gettin smacked, like it's on the stove, burnin pot, you should already know
the murder caps like a minute down the road so
we ain't trippin when we see them gangstas at the gogos
mind your own jo, i'm from the burbs, had a couple problems
when i did, you'd think i'm from the hood how i solved them
stayed cool so i had the youngins boppin
reminiscent of dolla signs so i had some bustas jockin
then your boy was deemed the general cause i'm a boss
bammas fakin at gogos gettin carried out like mambo sauce
on a stretcher, your girl work on my wood like she's lester (off the wire)
you hear my tihs, you gotta run it back like devin hester
this somethin slight g's bustin pipes like pressure
from the burbs but i'm hood you could tell from my gestures... i'm only doin me

 

[rudolph1996]

Originally Posted by Destination Kicks

Keep the beat comin Habibi (random person yells Khaled in the back)
Comin through Applebee's in the three piece (random person yells Hazel in the back)
Rap game is like sneakers, man this#%$+ is easy (random person yells Dream team in the back)
Never been in your hood yet I own your building (random person yells Jewish in the back)
Got too much class, no teeth covered in gilding (random person yells "that's gold" in the back)
No extra shmedium shirts I'm too fat (random person yells chubby in the back)
Better guard your head 'cus I'm lookin for the O's like an Orioles cap (random person yells believe in the back)
You would think it was a Nike release the way I decrease the quality and have the fiends comin' back (random person yells Gentry in the back)
Don't sleep on me you might never wake up
Have your family turnin' on the news like, "What the f**k?"
Leave your sole worn out and your face laced up like an old pair of Chucks
'Bout to graduate like Kanye
When it comes out you better cover like Ronde
Life is like heans, it ain't always what it seems
Have you thinkin' I was Vince Carter the way I had a slammin' 15...

Man I'm bored waiting for Call Of Duty to start...

.... Cot Damn Bill Lambieer

 

[dcshoechick]

We gotta get Jim Jones to yell out DK's background stuff. lol

JEWWWWWWWWWWWWISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

[moodydodds]

lol @ DK

 

[destination kicks]

I'm coming for that '08 Ghost Writer of the Year Award. Dipset holla at me. Joc holla at me. Soulja Boy holla at me.

 

[realstar1]

I'm sooooo hoooood but I own the block
I'm soooooo gooooood that I'll never get stopped
You can check my rep, my stats, my ticker on my stock
You should cyour back and your front, you are being watched
Young Jezzy said he flips bricks and calls it real estate
I flips properties and I call it crack , lifes %@%%%#% great
Understand you don't want to these gorillias and apes
You don't want to get aired out like a sex tape
You don't want to be exposed for being a fraud and a fake
I'm heating it up, naw homey I'm on fire
I see property I own everytime I watch the Wire
You can hug the block and be play real tough
Just know that rents due the first of the%##*#+% month
I'm spittin the wallstreet rap, robb report on disc
Load me in your Ipod and generate paper to this
Class is in session, come early, stay late, I insist.


It's 2:18 am.......I going to bed. I'll expect record contract offers to waiting in my in box when I wake up in the morning. No post dated checks!!!