Jenna Jameson Gives Birth to Twins

[D StaXX]

To many quotables.

 

[AL Andretti]

Originally Posted by Grizzly Hebert

Big deal. She's definitely had more than two dudes in her at once before.

 

[nychiphophippo]

Originally Posted by eastnewyork80

wow, homies will get jokes on forever

the thing is that it doesn't matter cuz dudes are gunna have those tito ortiz genes and just knock people out

 

[cwrite78]

they'll have the genes of all of san fernando valley

 

[gregbutler20]

They probably came out soaked in semen.

(C) BANG Media International

 

[mosthated770]

Jenna gonna be on the pta.. Things gonna be akward as hell lol

 

[DPancakes]

@ the babies being boys.

Just imagine how much crap they're going to have to put up with when their older.

 

[junior strikes]

 

[kicks off]

the doctor who delivered the twins probably went in to get them in scuba gear.

 

[rizingphenix]

Is this article just a euphemism for new breast implants???

I had my second ultrasound scan and was greeted by two big healthy babies with pounding hearts.

 

[forgot about jae]

Originally Posted by Hen Lin 32

Originally Posted by Klipschorn

Originally Posted by Spidermachine916

yeah they just walked out

probably even had room to twirl a cane.

HOP UP OUT MY MOM....TURN MY SWAG ON

 

[airwing03]

RIP to those kids' social life.

 

[cucumbercool]

First day of school have"Do not let anyone know who your mother is" written on their palms.

Lol palms.

 

[ericberry14]

Originally Posted by gregbutler20

They probably came out soaked in semen.

(C) BANG Media International

 

[air sti]

good for her

 

[sneakerking757]

Originally Posted by Grizzly Hebert

Big deal. She's definitely had more than two dudes in her at once before.

 

[you big dummy]

 

[lifelessons]

lots of funny quotes in here

 

[shoehead117]

High School is gonna be tough for them

 

[Smorgasbordgie]

Came out cart-wheelin'

 

[enrique23]

the boys are going to have an awkward life

 

[dl2352]

I imagine the kids, cowboy hats and wranglers on, walking out, vajay swinging open like some Wild Wild West saloon doors.

 

[sirius lee handsome]

Originally Posted by Air STi

good for her

 

[his diabolical majesty]

One of the biggest names in MMA and one of the biggest names in porn, I wonder how these kids turn out? Watch em turn out to be the most normal people ever.

 

[goldmember]

Originally Posted by ShoeHead117

High School is gonna be tough for them

QFT!

Look at the bright side tho, at least their dad can teach them how to fight..