Laker Haters & Kobe Haters Call To Arms! (The Haters Unification Thread)

The Lakers have one of the Rockets' first round picks. Because of tiebreakers and such, that pick ends up being the 27th pick. Have fun with it losers.
 
Dat relevancy even when being horrible
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Thanks fellas
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Reminds me, I need to get back in the Spurs Haters thread and the Warriors Haters threads.

So many lulz in those threads.
 
how does it feel to be the worst team in California?
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Not even gonna lie, I don't like it.
Another year with the Lakers sitting at home during the playoffs
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The number of times it has happened... EVER... in the entire history of the league... is single digits.

I think this was the 7th year we missed the playoffs.

Think we can go ahead and assume next year will be another. 
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(laughing away the pain)
 
This franchise needed it based on the ways they treated players.  They mentally abused and physically abused Pau Gasol.  They discredited Jerry West, and felt they could copy the New England Patriots' method of being lean year in and year out.  They didn't.  Instead, they kept 35 year old point guards and brought in members with issues like Isaiah Ryder, Mitch Richmond.  To say the least, LA was a fan of wash ups.  Don't forget to add Karl OutBack Malone,  Gary Loose Fit Glove Payton, Oakley Ski Goggle Horace Grant, along w/ Glenn Volley Ball Knee Pad Rice, and Ron "Concord XI Tayshawn Prince Uncle looking elongated face" Harper - (phew that was a long one) to that list.

Then you have the 7 dwarves at the point.  Janero Pargo, Kareem Rush, Jordan Farmer, Mike Pen Berthy, Smush Parker, Bryan Bald Head Shaw, and Lindsey Lohan Hunter.

Then you have management wanting international pursuits like wierdos like DJ Benga?  Travish Kiera Knight?  Slava Medevenakenakiaaoko,  Samari Walker, Christy Mihm, Mad Dog Madsen, Vladamir 5 stesp no travel Radmonovic, Jason 18% at 3 Kapono and Greg Foster.  Don't forget Kobe's secret lover, Bryan Cook.

This franchise is a shambles because they neglected growth.  They wanted to swing towards the fences year in year out and now they have nothing but a bunch of D-Leaguers.
 
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This franchise needed it based on the ways they treated players.  They mentally abused and physically abused Pau Gasol.  They discredited Jerry West, and felt they could copy the New England Patriots' method of being lean year in and year out.  They didn't.  Instead, they kept 35 year old point guards and brought in members with issues like Isaiah Ryder, Mitch Richmond.  To say the least, LA was a fan of wash ups.  Don't forget to add Karl OutBack Malone,  Gary Loose Fit Glove Payton, Oakley Ski Goggle Horace Grant, along w/ Glenn Volley Ball Knee Pad Rice, and Ron "Concord XI Tayshawn Prince Uncle looking elongated face" Harper - (phew that was a long one) to that list.

Then you have the 7 dwarves at the point.  Janero Pargo, Kareem Rush, Jordan Farmer, Mike Pen Berthy, Smush Parker, Bryan Bald Head Shaw, and Lindsey Lohan Hunter.

Then you have management wanting international pursuits like wierdos like DJ Benga?  Travish Kiera Knight?  Slava Medevenakenakiaaoko,  Samari Walker, Christy Mihm, Mad Dog Madsen, Vladamir 5 stesp no travel Radmonovic, Jason 18% at 3 Kapono and Greg Foster.  Don't forget Kobe's secret lover, Bryan Cook.

This franchise is a shambles because they neglected growth.  They wanted to swing towards the fences year in year out and now they have nothing but a bunch of D-Leaguers.
Yo, this post had me in tears.
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I love that you guys are keeping this thread alive. Keep hating my friends, my Lakers will find a way back. It may take a little bit but we'll get things together.
 
Prayin to the basketball gods Lakers get a terrible draw in the lottery [emoji]128591[/emoji]

And how salt will Lakers fans be if clippers win a ring?
 
 
This franchise needed it based on the ways they treated players.  They mentally abused and physically abused Pau Gasol.  They discredited Jerry West, and felt they could copy the New England Patriots' method of being lean year in and year out.  They didn't.  Instead, they kept 35 year old point guards and brought in members with issues like Isaiah Ryder, Mitch Richmond.  To say the least, LA was a fan of wash ups.  Don't forget to add Karl OutBack Malone,  Gary Loose Fit Glove Payton, Oakley Ski Goggle Horace Grant, along w/ Glenn Volley Ball Knee Pad Rice, and Ron "Concord XI Tayshawn Prince Uncle looking elongated face" Harper - (phew that was a long one) to that list.

Then you have the 7 dwarves at the point.  Janero Pargo, Kareem Rush, Jordan Farmer, Mike Pen Berthy, Smush Parker, Bryan Bald Head Shaw, and Lindsey Lohan Hunter.

Then you have management wanting international pursuits like wierdos like DJ Benga?  Travish Kiera Knight?  Slava Medevenakenakiaaoko,  Samari Walker, Christy Mihm, Mad Dog Madsen, Vladamir 5 stesp no travel Radmonovic, Jason 18% at 3 Kapono and Greg Foster.  Don't forget Kobe's secret lover, Bryan Cook.

This franchise is a shambles because they neglected growth.  They wanted to swing towards the fences year in year out and now they have nothing but a bunch of D-Leaguers.
 
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