CP: man, that whole myth about single dads pulling chicks is exactly that: a myth. You're married, right? Wear a ring, right? Even if you're not and you don't, chicks can tell you're taken, so they flock. Not the same if they know you're on the prowl
I am, and I do.
Chicks just flock I guess.
Sucks bein me.
*shrugs*
No but really, the baby in the mall with diapers and bottles and stuff is good money. Like, real good money. Max contract type money.
"no honey, she's REALLY good with kids, that's why we should hire her as a babysitter" "she's good looking?....hmmm, I hadn't even noticed" (resume is just a folded piece of paper with a phone number)
Heh, didn't realize that without the ring the girls bail. That's interesting. But it's always good to keep the wife on her toes, let her know there are babysitters that are qualified out there. I'm not goin anywhere tho, 50% is no joke, I see you Kobe.