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Every year I do this to myself, its like a movie
I lock-in to a draft pick early (as you would the safe bet female at the bar,) advocate for him being the pick (spend all night with her, buy her drinks, finding out interests and hobbies), fight with other members that why he's the best choice (send the other predators away and claim her as yours) yada yada yada
Then the workouts come....
And I see her, the unattainable dime-piece, looking like Margot Robbie in Wolf of Wall Street walks in the bar with the maxi-dress, and I start to drool. I leave my safe 7-8 that I been talking to all night and float towards the light
Ben Simmons is that dime-piece. Brandon is the solid 8.
I lock-in to a draft pick early (as you would the safe bet female at the bar,) advocate for him being the pick (spend all night with her, buy her drinks, finding out interests and hobbies), fight with other members that why he's the best choice (send the other predators away and claim her as yours) yada yada yada
Then the workouts come....
And I see her, the unattainable dime-piece, looking like Margot Robbie in Wolf of Wall Street walks in the bar with the maxi-dress, and I start to drool. I leave my safe 7-8 that I been talking to all night and float towards the light
Ben Simmons is that dime-piece. Brandon is the solid 8.
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