MAKE YOUR OWN 2011 LIL WAYNE VERSE THREAD

[rusty shackelford]

Originally Posted by KicksBoyWonder

This thread is GREAT!!! Probably the most creative one I've seen since I've been on NT

I'm in tears from all these verses

And the funny thing is, I can see him saying these

I might try one but it might take me a while. How long is taking y'all to come up with these?

It took me like 3 minutes. 
This thread makes me wanna ghostwrite for wayne so bad, make some money.
  

 

[bozo7000]

(*spark up a blunt an inhale noise*)

Young Money

Scarier than the last day on the 10th month
Trick or treating on these rappers, eating candy corn for lunch
Scrunch your face up at me, my smile is money happy
Monday happens to be the day after Sunday actually

Ain't no need for watching no throne, I'm home
Eat your lady from top to bottom, ice cream cone
1 million in 1 week, you can't see me
On another planet with Katey, E.T.
The topic is babies, so Im going to break it down crazy
Im with baby, you on baby, she carrying your baby... maybe
Brooklyn carter turns out to be new orleans carter
She needed a solider, and Im the one who is the father.

 

[quik1987]

(*mumbles nonsense)

(*spark up a blunt and inhale noise*)

Life is a b____.... so I take her for a walk
I tell dat b____ to shut up..... because she like to talk
I f___ dat h_ hard..... until she beg for mercy
I go raw in this b___ like that n____ eddie murphy
After she come I blow dat purple in the air
pass her off to birdman... call that daddy daycare
I am the big Mack.... let me keeps it real
first I eat that p_____ up..... then I call that s___ a happy meal (*hee hee hee*)
I rolls with that gang... same colour as the ketchup
Try to roll up on me n____ ..... you will just get wet up
you are just a customer..... I just be the seller
Haters can't see or hear me..... I call them Helen Keller

 

[bozo7000]

Look up in the sky, its a bird its a plane
Its weezy mutha___er, and Im higher than a crane
Flyer than a penguin, oops penguins don't fly
So I'm lying to stay grounded, and Im dead when I say bye
Young money is forever, my money is forever
Y'all money fall short, watch it drop when I pull the lever
Sever your head from your body, I call that decapitate
Killing these other rappers, I call that assassinate

Uhh Uhh Uhhh Ya ya ya ya

2 cups in each hand
1 red and 1 blue
White man take it from me
I pledge allegiance to you
My life was a %%%+%
Until I %%%+% slapper her
Now that %%%+% is comedian
Filled with tears from laughter

 

[tyronebillion]

jrdnkiks213 wrote:
And her booty big...Notorious
She brought two friends.... it's four of us

 

 

 

 

[mags on fire]

we need to do these for more rappers

 

[sooperhooper]

o.p's verse was on point, some other good ones too.

My dreads hang low, my rag hang lower/
if you got a chip I'll take it off ya shoulder
My mama call me wayne, but y'all call me tune/
You ninjas half hearted, like the middle of June/
Bird gang slime, twistin up my fingers/
I don't hear you ninjas like I turned off my ringer/
22 on the hip, call me a shooter
Plus a 45 and 9, call me math tutor
Snoop Dog in my lungs, Picasso on my chest
House so big that I need mapquest
I dropped out of school but I can teach you how to love
I beat the p up, I don't need boxing gloves
I make money in my sleep so I'm countin while I'm yawnin/
My girl come fast, like Monday morning/
President Carter, I do it for the thrills,
Young Money baby like infant dollar bills

 

[snaggykicks]

Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford

Originally Posted by Swagger2Much4You

weezy f baby and the f is for pharaoh 
in the field scaring bird N#$#$ ...Scarecrow

yeaaah thats my d##$ that your lady Swarms

imma f#$$# the world then im out before the baby born

Big B's (bigby) in this bi#$ ....Atari (atari bigby seahawks)

but its far from a game who goin harder then wayne...

man i swear somebody need call 2 the troops 

weezy from that apple and eagle but all yall fruits ....(weezy laugh)

alright im lazy i know that its eight but im killing brain cells as we speak lol

 

[User 37837]

Lil Weezy be the name, got the money and the fame
Drop ya girl on my **** then the bish went insane
Im high as a plane with a bish named Jane
She's whiter than cocaine and we drunk on champagne
Young Money is jurassic so we only drop classics
This ninja went diplomatic and shhh got drastic,
So the semi-automatic made the ninja acrobatic

 

[illmatic34]

Weezy in this %%%#%, literally

So many bills no need for Hillary

Been ##%%%%* the world 

No need for a condom

Killing it all year

Winter spring summer autumn

You see them new Jays? 

Know that I got all of them

And if she can't handle it

Shut up %%%#% and swallow then

Weezy F. Baby and the F is for fire

You always behind me like the back tread of your tires

401K, make these #%#%+% retire

 

[4shoposite]

(Sparks Blunt)

I use to be One take Wayne - Now Im First Take Tunechi (ok)
Runnin MTV Jams and Skippin ESPN Dueces (ok)
"Broad In my Horizon" - and that B_ wanna do me
Weezy cant act - but I've made some movies (Smile) Ya!
Got the game in a knot - while you n_ say it loosely
Trippin off you lames in some velcro guccis
Retire from the game - Nah, I retired from the purple
You old a** rappers like Kareem as a lurker (different purple)

 

[Peep Game]

Originally Posted by quik1987

(*mumbles nonsense)
  

It's really the little things that's killing me

 

[sixersdukejordan]

I'm in that %%$@#- contraceptive
Weezy see all- perspective

Do it for my B's- honey

All about my money

It's so ironic that I'm black and skate  and wear women's clothes

That's why I get all the @#$%

Young Mula - Richie Rich

Yeah n***, I'm in yo $%%%%

Weezy F, the F is for Fore

Cause yeah n***, now I play golf

YMCMB

 

[rusty shackelford]

*Introspective Wayne Gibberish*

Okay ,Weezy F Baby, and the f is for fallopian
I know all da btchs, u see me scopin em
You n's mimics.... mime rhymes
black wrestlers..... chryme time

Ninjas accusations is crazy
like weezy f baby, did weezy f baby?
Na ninja i take your lady
Bust, then leave you wit da baby

Ha, Wayne u so crazy
all my girls say yes, no maybe
I know da games.. shoots nd ladders
Yall piss pour... shootin bladders

Young Money end beef.. takeover
Rearrange ya face... make ova
Recognize the flow, YMCMB will ruin ya
Leave you wit no wins, Dale Earnhardt JR

 

[guttagetsbusy]

It's weezy weezy, how was your day?
I cum and leave, your girl came to stay/
Eggs with my AK, watch all the shells it lay/
I smash these girls like xbox live, it's pay for play/
Ok ok, the chopper makes em stay away/
And if the cops are on me, I just go and hit the Pay n' Spray/
YM Boy go and check my alphabet/
You still testing beta's out but I am of the alpha set/
Daydreaming with your son, and sleeping with yo daughter/
These wings are slightly spicy but I would love to have them hotta/
Trick this is the Carter, quadruple to be specific/
And if them lips are puckered I will go ahead and kiss it/
But if you on yo period, don't tell me in a text ho/
That %+$% is Gross Man, like Rex ho(heheehehe)/
Carter 4 boxes, ninjas still stockin/
Young Money in the house, ya'll boys just ninja knockin/

 

[abutta13]

Originally Posted by GuttaGetsBusy

It's weezy weezy, how was your day?
I cum and leave, your girl came to stay/
Eggs with my AK, watch all the shells it lay/
I smash these girls like xbox live, it's pay for play/
Ok ok, the chopper makes em stay away/
And if the cops are on me, I just go and hit the Pay n' Spray/
YM Boy go and check my alphabet/
You still testing beta's out but I am of the alpha set/
Daydreaming with your son, and sleeping with yo daughter/
These wings are slightly spicy but I would love to have them hotta/
Trick this is the Carter, quadruple to be specific/
And if them lips are puckered I will go ahead and kiss it/
But if you on yo period, don't tell me in a text ho/
That %+$% is Gross Man, like Rex ho(heheehehe)/
Carter 4 boxes, ninjas still stockin/
Young Money in the house, ya'll boys just ninja knockin/

lol u couldnt think of nothin else?

 

[guttagetsbusy]

My bad, should have gone deeper.

 

[sooperhooper]

I randomly thought of my verse and searched for the thread. looking back at some of these, I'm legit impressed. All we need is a beat and somebody to spit and we could make a NT mixtape.

 

[illicit305]

bruh how did i just see this

 

[DripNick]