Man Says Cocaine Found in Buttocks Isn't His vol. [ ]

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BRADENTON, Fla. -- Raymond Stanley Roberts was pulled over Wednesday in a routine traffic stop for speeding. Approaching the Hyundai, deputies said they could smell a strong odor of marijuana coming from the vehicle, according to the report.

After writing a speeding ticket, a Manatee County Sheriff's deputy asked Roberts, 25, if he smoked marijuana and when had he done it last. Roberts replied that he smoked the night before and there was nothing in the car.

He even told the two deputies to search the car, reports The Bradenton Herald.

While searching Roberts' body, deputies felt a soft object -- between his buttocks.

The report said Roberts then said, "Let me get it," and pulled out a baggie of marijuana weighing 4.5 grams.

He denied holding anything else, according to the Herald.

But the deputies then felt another soft object in the same area and pulled it out through the exterior of Roberts' shorts.

The object was a bag with 27 pieces of rock cocaine weighing 3.5 grams, reports the Herald.

When the bag fell to the ground, Roberts immediately explained that, "The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is."

He then stated that his friend had borrowed the vehicle before and he saw the cocaine on the passenger seat when he was pulled over, according to the Herald.

Roberts has been charged with possession of rock cocaine and marijuana.

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"While searching Roberts' body, deputies felt a soft object -- between his buttocks"


"But the deputies then felt another soft object in the same area and pulled it out through the exterior of Roberts' shorts"

"The object was a bag with 27 pieces of rock cocaine weighing 3.5 grams"


Thats the type of stuff you seen/hear that is done in prison
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If cops spent more time looking for the culprits who are shoving cocaine up people's buttcheeks, situations like this would be few and far between.
 
Yo Dawg, I heard you like Crack, so I put Crack between my Crack so you can grab Crack while grabbing my Crack.
 
Originally Posted by RezzurrectMe

Their smoking crack from his crack
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HAPPENS ALL THE TIME

LEAST IT BAGGED UP...HOPEFULLY TIGHT [][]


I HEARD OF PEOPLE SWALLOWING BAGS  OF WEED

THEN WHEN THE COPS LEAVE

THEY THROW IT BACK UP ..WASH THE BAG OFF THEN ROLL IT
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..AT THE SAME TIME
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As soon as they touched his buttocks he should have said, "ahhhhh, I have an acute case of himroids" (sp?) Something to draw attention away from the situation at hand. I think dude really isn't the hustler type for even insisting that they search his car. Very unfortunate situation.
 
Originally Posted by Nothin4ever

Originally Posted by RezzurrectMe

Their smoking crack from his crack
ohwell.gif

HAPPENS ALL THE TIME

LEAST IT BAGGED UP...HOPEFULLY TIGHT [][]


I HEARD OF PEOPLE SWALLOWING BAGS  OF WEED

THEN WHEN THE COPS LEAVE

THEY THROW IT BACK UP ..WASH THE BAG OFF THEN ROLL IT
sick.gif
..AT THE SAME TIME
smokin.gif




wouldn't our stomach destroy the drugs?
 
Originally Posted by al3x89

Originally Posted by Nothin4ever

Originally Posted by RezzurrectMe

Their smoking crack from his crack
ohwell.gif

HAPPENS ALL THE TIME

LEAST IT BAGGED UP...HOPEFULLY TIGHT [][]


I HEARD OF PEOPLE SWALLOWING BAGS  OF WEED

THEN WHEN THE COPS LEAVE

THEY THROW IT BACK UP ..WASH THE BAG OFF THEN ROLL IT
sick.gif
..AT THE SAME TIME
smokin.gif




wouldn't our stomach destroy the drugs?

NOT FOR TOO LONG

THE COPS SEEN THEY WAS CLEAN AND LET THEM GO FAST
 
Originally Posted by al3x89

Originally Posted by Nothin4ever

Originally Posted by RezzurrectMe

Their smoking crack from his crack
ohwell.gif

HAPPENS ALL THE TIME

LEAST IT BAGGED UP...HOPEFULLY TIGHT [][]


I HEARD OF PEOPLE SWALLOWING BAGS  OF WEED

THEN WHEN THE COPS LEAVE

THEY THROW IT BACK UP ..WASH THE BAG OFF THEN ROLL IT
sick.gif
..AT THE SAME TIME
smokin.gif




wouldn't our stomach destroy the drugs?
HELLLLL no.


you ever heard of weed brownies?
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Plus a lot of "mules" die doing crap like this. Imagine having 20 baggies or pellets of this cocaine or heroin or whatever pass through your system and if ONE of those baggies bursts or gets ruptured BEST believe its going STRAIGHT into your bloodstream. You'll definitely OD on something serious.
 
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