Most clever or witty comebacks to online banter?

[curious24]

Im arguing with this tool on facebook, not smart enought, need niketalks help.

 

[thunderchunk69]

 

 

[servechilled81]

if you have to ask for help with a witty comeback you've already lost

 

[cabron james 23]

make a thread on NT about it

 

[big j 33]

Maybe you could give us a hint.. like.. what the conversation is even about?

 

[icy dead benz]

Originally Posted by Big J 33

Maybe you could give us a hint.. like.. what the conversation is even about?

Right.

thread is funny.

 

[veintisiete]

i feel sorry for you

 

[icy dead benz]

Just say "you can't even read good"

gets em everytime

 

[ice shattered]

A simple YNS will silence him/her/it/them.

 

[tr1ll]

When your backed into a corner, just call him ignorant.

Works on NT.

 

[thunderchunk69]

tell him that original man was black and that he's a typical self hating blackness denier

 

[b smooth 202]

you suck

 

[elcatfisho]

not smart enough for Facebook conversations? 

 

[hewlett615]

Originally Posted by ICY DEAD BENZ

Just say "you can't even read good"

gets em everytime

And that works for you? wow, but just make sure you don't end up being on wshh getting your *+! kicked for talking %$@@ over twitter/facebook.

 

[nicelikechrist]

How you make a thread like this without screenshots of the convo?

 

[shorty doo wop]

son gave no description
Just say WHY U MAD THO? there is no way to recover from this

 

[The_Isomotion31]

"Your mom"

 

[tr1ll]

Originally Posted by Shorty Doo Wop

son gave no description
Just say WHY U MAD THO? there is no way to recover from this

Then post "Haters gon Hate" pics to all of his replies.

 

[icy dead benz]

Originally Posted by hewlett615

Originally Posted by ICY DEAD BENZ

Just say "you can't even read good"

gets em everytime

And that works for you? wow, but just make sure you don't end up being on wshh getting your *+! kicked for talking %$@@ over twitter/facebook.

This guy is mad...if you mad i said your joke in da other thread was corny then jus say that.

Instead of tryna come at my post which was so obviously sarcastic it's not even funny now you just look like an idiot.

 

[slicknick951]

u doing it wrong show up to his crib with the goons record it and post that on fb

 

[rawex5]

"Yo, Mama."

 

[imreallydirknowitzki]

Can't outsmart a tool? Good luck with real life...

 

[41239]

Originally Posted by Tr1ll

Originally Posted by Shorty Doo Wop

son gave no description
Just say WHY U MAD THO? there is no way to recover from this

Then post "Haters gon Hate" pics to all of his replies.

just hit em with the good ol "not one damb was given that day" cat gif

 

[Peep Game]

Originally Posted by ServeChilled81

if you have to ask for help with a witty comeback you've already lost

Yep

 Dude's already been served.
I do think the most hilarious thing is when somebody goes on a long scathing rant, and somebody just follows it up with "LOL".

 

[21 world b free 21]

"You can't even spell Facebook" or whatever the subject is about