Most Embarrassing Hook-ups Vol. dont be shy

[zeen1ne]

Originally Posted by Club29

Originally Posted by awwsome

Originally Posted by Hella Fresh007

Originally Posted by kix4kix

Originally Posted by Dirtylicious

Originally Posted by kix4kix

Originally Posted by ShAdYdaTGuy

Originally Posted by StreetSmarts

oh hai lemme help u there

this had me on the floor.

You guys really found this funny?....I mean seriously?

yes, I did.

I must have been in a bad mod dirty, upon further review it is kind of hilarious.

i don't think you changed your answer because of your mood.
don't hop on the bandwagon just because he's a mod.
he just died a few days ago, so it's not really that funny.

QFT

I seen mad dudes start putting

after dirty gave it the green light when before it was all stonefaces.
+!%+ still aint funny to me, i could careless if dirty "ok's" it


Groupie internet power loving lookin $@+ N's.

exactly.

all of you sheep suckling at the power teet

plus, Dirty isnt that cool to begin with.

BANNED

jp

 

[lifelessons]

i was going to laugh regardless.....funny is funny

 

[nick0lis]

i don't find it offensive or funny, just LAME.

 

[darthbunny]

Originally Posted by Club29



exactly.

all of you sheep suckling at the power teet

plus, Dirty isnt that cool to begin with.

. True story though. (Not the "dirty not beingcool" part), the other part, I mean).

 

[certifiedsw]

Originally Posted by awwsome

Originally Posted by Hella Fresh007

Originally Posted by kix4kix

Originally Posted by Dirtylicious

Originally Posted by kix4kix

Originally Posted by ShAdYdaTGuy

Originally Posted by StreetSmarts

oh hai lemme help u there

this had me on the floor.

You guys really found this funny?....I mean seriously?

yes, I did.

I must have been in a bad mod dirty, upon further review it is kind of hilarious.

i don't think you changed your answer because of your mood.
don't hop on the bandwagon just because he's a mod.
he just died a few days ago, so it's not really that funny.

QFT

I seen mad dudes start putting

after dirty gave it the green light when before it was all stonefaces.
+!%+ still aint funny to me, i could careless if dirty "ok's" it


Groupie internet power loving lookin $@+ N's.

QFT. That picture is NOT funny at all. Have some respect for the deceased. And dudes hoppin on Dirty's @#%^ like that, ^@#& gets annoying mad fast.Stick to your own opinions and don't hop onto the bandwagon just because a 'mod' says something.

 

[pip777]

Originally Posted by JinKazama


I got one:

Back in college met this girl during freshmen year who straight fell in love with me from jump street. She was a aight but I wasn't feelin her so we became friends. Well she packed on the freshmen 30 and went from thick to straight chubby/borderline fat. On top of that she got a "reputation" for being easy.

Junior year rolls around and one night I was in ultimate beast mode, but nobody was answering their phone or tryin to come over...she calls out of the blue. I let her come over. We talk for about three minutes and I jump her, the whole time I'm getting her undressed she's like you have no idea how long I've waited for this blah, blah, blah. All this time I'm thinkin' I shouldn't do this she's gonna catch all kinds of feelings, but I just didn't care that night...I had to get some.

Just my luck I was the sexual MJ that night. I mean we must've gone at it for like 2 hours. We finish and she's like

while I'm like

man what have I done. I walk this chick out and I swear by the next morning the ENTIRE campus knew I smashed this chick. She told the world I hit it. My boys and decent females around school were like you smashed so and so

...and you gave it to her like wifey...what the hell is wrong with you. Her ultra hefty crew was like

when's my turn...dudes were asking me when is the baby due, when we gettin married, I had females who I was trying to get with stop takin' my calls...Even my academic advisor was like I heard you had an interesting weekend. . It was the ultimate L NT. It took almost a whole semester for this to die down and I actually got someone to go out with me.

Wow.

 

[User 37837]

Originally Posted by kix4kix

Originally Posted by Dirtylicious

Originally Posted by kix4kix

Originally Posted by ShAdYdaTGuy

Originally Posted by StreetSmarts

oh hai lemme help u there

this had me on the floor.

You guys really found this funny?....I mean seriously?

yes, I did.

I must have been in a bad mod dirty, upon further review it is kind of hilarious.

Sheep smfh.

His nuts......you're straddling them.

 

[ioround3]

I got piss drunk at the bar... pulled a decent broad...went to her place to smash

everthing was good...now the story... I had her upper body on the bed and I was basically carrying her lower half(her achilesSP? were on my neck and my palmson her lower back)...you know hitting all the spots

then I pulled her back toooo far and she fell on her upper back/neck/head area....this killed the mood and she kicked me out....

This was my second time going out while being 21 and I learned so much about females @ the bar, and hooking up...

all experiences are good...

 

[thaisativa1]

Originally Posted by JinKazama


I got one:

Back in college met this girl during freshmen year who straight fell in love with me from jump street. She was a aight but I wasn't feelin her so we became friends. Well she packed on the freshmen 30 and went from thick to straight chubby/borderline fat. On top of that she got a "reputation" for being easy.

Junior year rolls around and one night I was in ultimate beast mode, but nobody was answering their phone or tryin to come over...she calls out of the blue. I let her come over. We talk for about three minutes and I jump her, the whole time I'm getting her undressed she's like you have no idea how long I've waited for this blah, blah, blah. All this time I'm thinkin' I shouldn't do this she's gonna catch all kinds of feelings, but I just didn't care that night...I had to get some.

Just my luck I was the sexual MJ that night. I mean we must've gone at it for like 2 hours. We finish and she's like

while I'm like

man what have I done. I walk this chick out and I swear by the next morning the ENTIRE campus knew I smashed this chick. She told the world I hit it. My boys and decent females around school were like you smashed so and so

...and you gave it to her like wifey...what the hell is wrong with you. Her ultra hefty crew was like

when's my turn...dudes were asking me when is the baby due, when we gettin married, I had females who I was trying to get with stop takin' my calls...Even my academic advisor was like I heard you had an interesting weekend. . It was the ultimate L NT. It took almost a whole semester for this to die down and I actually got someone to go out with me.

damn I laughed loud as +@%# to that line!