My Cat Keeps Raping Me, What Should I Do?

[frank mucus]

Aren't these magnum-sized (judging by the dog's smug face in the picture)? What if op's cat has small meat?

What if Opie's cat is a female. Like my dog, she be thrusting that droopy looking vajajay all over.

 

[dirty]

what should you do ? learn to love it i guess

 

[ohokalright]

be an active participant instead of running from it.
running only gonna make it hurt harder when it jams its way back inside and leave a bloody mess b.

 

[andretti]

Grab the musket

Take mr nibbles out back

 

[dopeness]

@nawghtyhare

 

 

[nawghtyhare]

Pic not showing for me

 

[lovehateself]

Street gato taking your fruit cocktail

 

[mynameaintg]

NT is on a roll this week.

yall watch the Super Bowl together? maybe he mad his Panthers lost?

 

[ihavemyownopinion]

Cat burglar stealing OP's cookies

 

[lovehateself]

you know its all your fault OP

 

[blacklion23]

Reincarnated sex offender

 

[coolgraymemo]

Does he pull "Da Steezy" and clean up after himself too?