I know you're trying to be 'funny' ...but dude, please, stop trying to create unnecessary hype for these...
These should be an easy pickup for those that want them tomorrow morning, whether it be online (NDC, Eastbay, etc), or instore at HoHs...
No websites will crash, there'll be no riots in stores, 99.9 % positive there'll be no pink laces selling out... should just be another smooth RD in the good 'ol USA. Sorry that the release apparently won't be as crazy as it was in Australia.
You got your pair and you love them... just let us do the same over here.