Niketalk: You know your sex game was "on point" when a female.......

[it is wat it is]

When she says "she might need a wheelchair to get around since I broke her back"

 

[sneakerpimp2k8]

leg shaking and a puddle for the win...if you dont have to change ur sheets..then you didnt get it in

 

[freezetag]

When you wake up the next morning with big bite marks...


The shaking...


The nails digging in your back...



When she starts crying and screaming is soo F'n good.

 

[sc415]

Originally Posted by tonytw0tone

when she dies

 

[thefuture2236]

-When she got that smile on her face after I beat it up
-When she is moaning and breathing heavy after im done
-Takes me to breakfast in the morning
-She says her legs feel like jello when she walks

Man i need to get back to my lady back home....

 

[phillypg1]

When she just lays there and looks uninterested or screams another guys name.

 

[mdwst9]

when she tells u she in love wit u after two weeks...SMH

 

[rocsole]

Originally Posted by Noodles

she lets you slide a few months with child support payments

 

[pip777]

Originally Posted by KayCurrency

when you look down and you see the "white stuff" on your lil man...

...Some of yall forget that women are GREAT actresses.....Theres no acting around the "white stuff" though

QFT!!

 

[255forlife]

when she screams your name so loud the whole building hears it
when she likes to watch in the mirror
when she still be coming back to you after years..

 

[methedy24]

Originally Posted by tonytw0tone

when she dies

 

[solefood229]

When you got a big wet spot on your stomach

The next day you can still taste her

 

[the great hibachi]

Originally Posted by Methedy24

Originally Posted by tonytw0tone

when she dies

 

[DeadsetAce]

Originally Posted by The Great Hibachi

Originally Posted by Methedy24

Originally Posted by tonytw0tone

when she dies

 

[that wave]

When the other four floors of my dorm put up facebook status' sayin "uuugh I can hear them goin at it again"

 

[lurkin2long]

Originally Posted by RocSole

Originally Posted by Noodles

she lets you slide a few months with child support payments

aw man that made me laugh out loud.

 

[beallsfinest]

When your phone starts blowing up every night.

 

[Master Zik]

-When your RA knocks on ya door and says "I'm sorry I know we usually let this slide but shorty is TOO LOUD!"
-After she leave you notice that white stuff on ya bed, floor.

Now I got to go and wash the sheets.
-She be hiccuping and saying "It's in my stomach, it's in my stomach! It's in my stomach!"

and you just go harder
- She say shhh she know she not suppose to say like "I love you" or "I want to have your kids" I literally stopped those times, I wasscared.

 

[the great hibachi]

When you see that %@%!! pulsating.

 

[si3xers55]

Originally Posted by UbUiBeMe


when a female falls right to sleep when you get done handlin' business...

 

[ritch1088]

Originally Posted by lurkin2long

Originally Posted by RocSole

Originally Posted by Noodles

she lets you slide a few months with child support payments

aw man that made me laugh out loud.

Same here. I think its the way I read it that made it so funny.

 

[noneofyours25]

When she wants to go for Round 2 as soon as ur done with round 1

 

[cjspida619]

Originally Posted by PhillyPG1

When she just lays there and looks uninterested or screams another guys name.

 

[trueballer507]

when she stops answering your calls, text messages and deletes you off myspace.

i be puttin it down

 

[archnoobie]

When she thanks you afterwards..... word to Richardson Towers North