Fellas my pride took a hit last night but I'm still bout this NFL so that's what really matters.
Last night I was a man possessed and something bad was going to happen if I didn't suppress my fap urges. I quickly sent out two messages to my go to's but they were BS'in and I didn't know what to do. I went to my garage, found my old Blackberry Curve 8330 and proceeded to plug it in the nearest outlet. If you owned one, you know it can take upwards to 15 mins for that thang to power up so I run back to my iPhone hoping my first two options changed their minds. My laptop was closer to me than the walk to the blackberry and I was just thinking about all the new videos that could of posted on x vids and the hamster over the last 10 days. I must of had a long debate because my blackberry was ready to go when I got back to the garage. I used that little roller ball to go thru old messages to find out what chick would be down and I found the one!!
So yes my brothas I got the yambs but it was some heavyweight yambs. Nah I'm lying, they were some super heavyweight yambs but I super soaked on her belly button for a good 18 secs. Butterbean wanted ya boy to go for round 2 but the feeling of shame and regret had already overcame. I quickly showered and deep scrubbed the McDonalds grease off of my body but I smile knowing I'm still in this by any means necessary, word to the Nation of Domination.