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Call me Young Rilla.
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I'm the flagman for Real Recognize Real Records (Triple R!) $%%! boys and girls...and I'm the first slug out the barrel
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Fresh up out the Bottom Side..... Gangster Island.... Seven Fo' till it blow
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Sometimes when no one's home I enjoy separating m&m's into color groups and pretending they're little villages of people with their owneconomic and social problems, and then I try to fix them through free trade agreements and other diplomatic measures. You don't want to do it with skittlesthough because of the whole gay thing.. I tried it and the population dwindled quickly... trust me. Where do you think taste the rainbow came from.
 
HI didly-o, word to ned
im checking in to this thread
check my walet al ull find is chedda and bread
yea u can say im fed
but i stay watching out 4 the feds
the ladies they call me wilda, cuz imma beast in bed

haha man im nice
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Originally Posted by Illuztrious

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Two dormmates in college were in the same science class. The teacher had just reminded them about the midterm the next day when one dormmate - let's call her Juli - got asked to this big bash by the hottest guy in school. The other dormmate, Meg, had pretty much no interest in going and, being a diligent student, she took notes on what the midterm was about. After the entire period of flirting with her date, Juli was totally unprepared for her test, while Meg was completely prepared for a major study date with her books.

At the end of the day, Juli spent hours getting ready for the party while Meg started studying. Juli tried to get Meg to go, but she was insistent that she would study and pass the test. The girls were rather close and Juli didn't like leaving Meg alone to be bored while she was out having a blast. Juli finally gave up, using the excuse that she would cram in homeroom the next day.

Juli went to the party and had the time of her life with her date. She headed back to the dorm around 2 a.m. and decided not to wake Meg. She went to bed nervous about the midterm and decided she would wake up early to ask Meg for help.

She woke up and went to wake Meg. Meg was lying on her stomach, apparently sound asleep. Juli rolled Meg over to reveal Meg's terrified face. Juli, concerned, turned on the desk lamp. Meg's study stuff was still open and had blood all over it. Meg had been slaughtered. Juli, in horror, fell to the floor and looked up to see, written on the wall in Meg's blood: "Aren't you glad you didn't turn on the lights!"

was expecting to be
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but now im jus like
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Originally Posted by buggz05

Sometimes when no one's home I enjoy separating m&m's into color groups and pretending they're little villages of people with their own economic and social problems, and then I try to fix them through free trade agreements and other diplomatic measures. You don't want to do it with skittles though because of the whole gay thing.. I tried it and the population dwindled quickly... trust me. Where do you think taste the rainbow came from.
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