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Originally Posted by Clevereddie
Originally Posted by cruzair13
picsss
that'd be too creepy lol. If i do get a date with her, ill take a picture of her with my dog or something
if someone's advice works i'll send em a gift card or something.
gaseousfashion wrote:
So you've been popping by everyday just for a can of dog food?
She probably thinks you're a weirdo or stalker by now.
Might as well just make your move.
What's the worst that can happen, right?
Not trying sound rude or insensitive but this was my initial thought. That seems like a lil much. I have never heard of anyone ever dropping by everyday just to feed their dog. Most people just buy a big bag a food and then come back through a couple of weeks later.
Originally Posted by Stay Lurkin
gaseousfashion wrote:
So you've been popping by everyday just for a can of dog food?
She probably thinks you're a weirdo or stalker by now.
Might as well just make your move.
What's the worst that can happen, right?
Originally Posted by Caerus
Just be calm/cool & ask her out for a cup of coffee bruh.
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wthOriginally Posted by 6dollaBURGER
I got you:
> Run over your dog.
> Bury dog or feed dog to someone.
> Go to Vet and cry about dead dog and stranger who murdered dog.
> She'll hump you out of sympathy.
If you want to keep her, continue:
> Tell her you need help picking a new dog and go buy dog.
> Tell her that she's technically the mom and that you're technically a family now.
> Get married.
> Every time she threatens to leave, kill another dog and repeat the earlier steps.
Originally Posted by Clevereddie
Shes gorgeous, :[
Been going everyday to buy a can of food for my dog, and taking him every week just so i can see her..
but I don't know how to approach the situation.
I was thinking maybe asking her if she wanted to walk my puppy with me or something.. idk
plz help
Originally Posted by 6dollaBURGER
I got you:
> Run over your dog.
> Bury dog or feed dog to someone.
> Go to Vet and cry about dead dog and stranger who murdered dog.
> She'll hump you out of sympathy.
If you want to keep her, continue:
> Tell her you need help picking a new dog and go buy dog.
> Tell her that she's technically the mom and that you're technically a family now.
> Get married.
> Every time she threatens to leave, kill another dog and repeat the earlier steps.
my dog is on prescription food, so I cant buy big bags, I am only allowed to buy 3 at a time but instead I just go every other day.Originally Posted by Clevereddie
Originally Posted by Stay Lurkin
gaseousfashion wrote:
So you've been popping by everyday just for a can of dog food?
She probably thinks you're a weirdo or stalker by now.
Might as well just make your move.
What's the worst that can happen, right?
Not trying sound rude or insensitive but this was my initial thought. That seems like a lil much. I have never heard of anyone ever dropping by everyday just to feed their dog. Most people just buy a big bag a food and then come back through a couple of weeks later.
PERIOD BRUH. USE ITOriginally Posted by JPTHE3
Tell her that you dont mean to be weird or anything but the reason youve been going to the vet alot and seeing her alot , wasnt just for the dog but it was also because you wanted to see her more often without making it obvious so you used youre dog as an excuse and youve been thinking on how to approach her and just tell her that youve finally made up youre mind to talk to her on that day and just have a huckle so she can chuckle back , and if she chuckles back then she is interested and then you give her like a look back , a loook to make youre self interested and just ask her out for a "cup of coffee " or something..
I liked this idea.Originally Posted by hod
tell her that you would like to show your thanks for all the helps shes done by taking her out for lunch/dinner
Originally Posted by hod
tell her that you would like to show your thanks for all the helps shes done by taking her out for lunch/dinner