NT I'M TAKING PRAYER REQUESTS VOL. OMNITHEISM

[antonlavey]

What better way to get your prayers answered than to pray to every God that's ever been in existence. Post your request, I'll turn the lights off, have this website open, light a few candles, burn incense and ask all the Gods to answer your prayers.

http://www.lowchensaustralia.com/names/gods.htm


BDW if this works, yall are paying top dolla and I'm starting a new religion based on every single diety that has ever existed.


Think about this logically guys, the Judeochristian God is prolly mad busy. There are all these other Gods that are out of commission who would be more than happy to take your prayers. Just saying.

 

[antonlavey]

What better way to get your prayers answered than to pray to every God that's ever been in existence. Post your request, I'll turn the lights off, have this website open, light a few candles, burn incense and ask all the Gods to answer your prayers.

http://www.lowchensaustralia.com/names/gods.htm


BDW if this works, yall are paying top dolla and I'm starting a new religion based on every single diety that has ever existed.


Think about this logically guys, the Judeochristian God is prolly mad busy. There are all these other Gods that are out of commission who would be more than happy to take your prayers. Just saying.

 

[Jordan8]

@#!## u need a new joke asap.

 

[Jordan8]

@#!## u need a new joke asap.

 

[Mark Antony]

Pray that you show a bit of respect to your fellow man one day.

 

[Mark Antony]

Pray that you show a bit of respect to your fellow man one day.

 

[shaunhillftw49]

Oh another sarcastic shot at religion. Nice

 

[shaunhillftw49]

Oh another sarcastic shot at religion. Nice

 

[antonlavey]

Originally Posted by ShaunHillFTW49

Oh another sarcastic shot at religion. Nice

Damn, NT has figured me out......smh. Ah, I thought it'd be a fun little game if someone actually wants me to pray for them.
  

 

[antonlavey]

Originally Posted by ShaunHillFTW49

Oh another sarcastic shot at religion. Nice

Damn, NT has figured me out......smh. Ah, I thought it'd be a fun little game if someone actually wants me to pray for them.
  

 

[puddinpopp]

came in to pray for ya...but out I am now.....

 

[puddinpopp]

came in to pray for ya...but out I am now.....

 

[puddinpopp]

came in to pray for ya...but out I am now.....

 

[puddinpopp]

came in to pray for ya...but out I am now.....

 

[ravagebx]

You're only making a fool of yourself.

 

[ravagebx]

You're only making a fool of yourself.

 

[air max 87]

god, please take away the "new topic" button from this inspecta gadget fool.....

 

[air max 87]

god, please take away the "new topic" button from this inspecta gadget fool.....

 

[manglor]

Hmmm...

can i put in a pray for yuku to stop sucking request?

 

[manglor]

Hmmm...

can i put in a pray for yuku to stop sucking request?

 

[antonlavey]

Originally Posted by puddinpopp

came in to pray for ya...but out I am now.....

Can I choose whatever combination of Gods/Goddesses I want? You know, for maximum prayer answering efficiency?

-I figure I get Zeus to smite my enemies with a lighning bolt.
-Luamerava, the African Goddess of sexual desires to help me smash more.
-Lu Xing, Chinese God of Properity to help me make that paper.
  

 

[antonlavey]

Originally Posted by puddinpopp

came in to pray for ya...but out I am now.....

Can I choose whatever combination of Gods/Goddesses I want? You know, for maximum prayer answering efficiency?

-I figure I get Zeus to smite my enemies with a lighning bolt.
-Luamerava, the African Goddess of sexual desires to help me smash more.
-Lu Xing, Chinese God of Properity to help me make that paper.
  

 

[Mark Antony]

Pray to Clench , God of shut yo @@% up.

 

[Mark Antony]

Pray to Clench , God of shut yo @@% up.

 

[T0INE]

Originally Posted by Manglor

Hmmm...

can i put in a pray for yuku to stop sucking request?

I support this prayer request.