NT loves to butcher figures of speech vol. Irv Gotti in the club

[beeniesfoams]

Reminds me of the time we went to Applebees with my brother and he ordered a QWESTadilla  

 

[beeniesfoams]

Reminds me of the time we went to Applebees with my brother and he ordered a QWESTadilla  

 

[Mark Antony]

Hearing people say Mozula trips me up. (mozilla firefox)

 

[Mark Antony]

Hearing people say Mozula trips me up. (mozilla firefox)

 

[brettthejett]

FOR ALL INTENSIVE PURPOSES.

A prof of mine uses this 2-3 times each lecture....

....for all intents and purposes.

 

[brettthejett]

FOR ALL INTENSIVE PURPOSES.

A prof of mine uses this 2-3 times each lecture....

....for all intents and purposes.

 

[beeniesfoams]

Originally Posted by brettTHEjett

FOR ALL INTENSIVE PURPOSES.

A prof of mine uses this 2-3 times each lecture....

....for all intents and purposes.

Depending on what the subject matter is, that may be correct.

 

[beeniesfoams]

Originally Posted by brettTHEjett

FOR ALL INTENSIVE PURPOSES.

A prof of mine uses this 2-3 times each lecture....

....for all intents and purposes.

Depending on what the subject matter is, that may be correct.

 

[ultralightbeam]

NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES. 

RT @SheAHotMama: OMG, this is the best seizure salad ever.

 

[ultralightbeam]

NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES. 

RT @SheAHotMama: OMG, this is the best seizure salad ever.

 

[ignantbliss]

Originally Posted by Russ tha G

"Evisu jeans with the baby nates."

 

[ignantbliss]

Originally Posted by Russ tha G

"Evisu jeans with the baby nates."

 

[cwrite78]

Originally Posted by i LyricaLJKilla i

NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES. 

RT @SheAHotMama: OMG, this is the best seizure salad ever.

i hope somebody called an amber lamps for her

 

[cwrite78]

Originally Posted by i LyricaLJKilla i

NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES. 

RT @SheAHotMama: OMG, this is the best seizure salad ever.

i hope somebody called an amber lamps for her

 

[larrydavidswag]

i worked at a mom and pop shoe store.

like my first week, i started asking customers

"are you looking for anything specific", so they could say "no" and my korean bosses wouldnt expect me to follow them around trynna sell them *@!% and they think im following them to stop theft...

well, i had a coworker....young, uneducated, teenage mother...

i guess she thought my pitch was a win, cause she TRIED to steal it

except, she would say

"are you looking for anything pacific?"

and i promise she never not said pacific....she never even acknowledged the s.......not like she had a lisp and struggled to say it, or anything

"are you looking for anything pacific?"

i used to LOL

she'd ask what was funny

customers never corrected her.

 

[larrydavidswag]

i worked at a mom and pop shoe store.

like my first week, i started asking customers

"are you looking for anything specific", so they could say "no" and my korean bosses wouldnt expect me to follow them around trynna sell them *@!% and they think im following them to stop theft...

well, i had a coworker....young, uneducated, teenage mother...

i guess she thought my pitch was a win, cause she TRIED to steal it

except, she would say

"are you looking for anything pacific?"

and i promise she never not said pacific....she never even acknowledged the s.......not like she had a lisp and struggled to say it, or anything

"are you looking for anything pacific?"

i used to LOL

she'd ask what was funny

customers never corrected her.

 

[mrarmageddon]

I notice people on facebook using "love ones" or "I feel bless today" instead of "loved ones" and "I feel blessed today"

 

[mrarmageddon]

I notice people on facebook using "love ones" or "I feel bless today" instead of "loved ones" and "I feel blessed today"

 

[throwedindagame]

Originally Posted by Tupac Jordan

Quarteroid pants

srfjsldafhdklfh
*DEAD
Is this real life? link to the thread.

Headchog and Dover Mint Pincher are classics though

 

[throwedindagame]

Originally Posted by Tupac Jordan

Quarteroid pants

srfjsldafhdklfh
*DEAD
Is this real life? link to the thread.

Headchog and Dover Mint Pincher are classics though

 

[damnitzdom]

Also, I remember eating at a restaurant with my friend and he ordered a B.L.T. sandwich but pronounced it "blt" like it was an actual word not an acronym. 

 

[damnitzdom]

Also, I remember eating at a restaurant with my friend and he ordered a B.L.T. sandwich but pronounced it "blt" like it was an actual word not an acronym. 

 

[addict4sneakers]

Heard my boss say in a recent sales meeting: " as a constellation, sales are up despite our ranking in the district."

No, I don't work for spacely sprockets

 

[addict4sneakers]

Heard my boss say in a recent sales meeting: " as a constellation, sales are up despite our ranking in the district."

No, I don't work for spacely sprockets

 

[alljayevryjay]

Saucepishus.