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"I just hooked up the power card to this labtop. Now I hooked up my high fly and I still cant get on this web. Guess I'll just havew to go back to the lieberry"-Old country people needing help with computers.
NT loves to butcher figures of speech vol. Irv Gotti in the club
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half-hazardly
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half-hazardly
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But I'd rather have a Walled Off Salad, or maybe even a Salad Neesh Wars....
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But I'd rather have a Walled Off Salad, or maybe even a Salad Neesh Wars....
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white girls with booty are my crip tonight
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white girls with booty are my crip tonight
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mine vs mines
"i got mines yesterday..." when referring to recently purchasing something.
edit: i just remembered this
so in like 5th grade i was at this christian summer day camp, and we went to the beach. some people had already started digging a hole in the sand before we got there so we just finished. i was basically telling people what to do the whole time. we had made seats, caves, etc. it was a good 6feet deep and 10feet across. so when it was time for us to leave i gathered all the teachers around tombout "come take a look at our condoms!!" meaning to say condominiums. bad part was i kept saying condoms over and over because my swag was so high. they broke it down to me, felt
and was quiet the whole bus ride back to school.
"i got mines yesterday..." when referring to recently purchasing something.
edit: i just remembered this
so in like 5th grade i was at this christian summer day camp, and we went to the beach. some people had already started digging a hole in the sand before we got there so we just finished. i was basically telling people what to do the whole time. we had made seats, caves, etc. it was a good 6feet deep and 10feet across. so when it was time for us to leave i gathered all the teachers around tombout "come take a look at our condoms!!" meaning to say condominiums. bad part was i kept saying condoms over and over because my swag was so high. they broke it down to me, felt
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mine vs mines
"i got mines yesterday..." when referring to recently purchasing something.
edit: i just remembered this
so in like 5th grade i was at this christian summer day camp, and we went to the beach. some people had already started digging a hole in the sand before we got there so we just finished. i was basically telling people what to do the whole time. we had made seats, caves, etc. it was a good 6feet deep and 10feet across. so when it was time for us to leave i gathered all the teachers around tombout "come take a look at our condoms!!" meaning to say condominiums. bad part was i kept saying condoms over and over because my swag was so high. they broke it down to me, felt
and was quiet the whole bus ride back to school.
"i got mines yesterday..." when referring to recently purchasing something.
edit: i just remembered this
so in like 5th grade i was at this christian summer day camp, and we went to the beach. some people had already started digging a hole in the sand before we got there so we just finished. i was basically telling people what to do the whole time. we had made seats, caves, etc. it was a good 6feet deep and 10feet across. so when it was time for us to leave i gathered all the teachers around tombout "come take a look at our condoms!!" meaning to say condominiums. bad part was i kept saying condoms over and over because my swag was so high. they broke it down to me, felt
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Son I'm a volunteer emt and I HATE the term amberlamps.
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Son I'm a volunteer emt and I HATE the term amberlamps.
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One of my friends spelled rural as 'wrl' once on a vocabulary test in 3rd grade. No one ever lets him let that slide.
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One of my friends spelled rural as 'wrl' once on a vocabulary test in 3rd grade. No one ever lets him let that slide.
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Heard a funny one today,"Seventh Day Advantage"
I was like shawty, you mean Seventh Day Adventist?
I was like shawty, you mean Seventh Day Adventist?
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Heard a funny one today,"Seventh Day Advantage"
I was like shawty, you mean Seventh Day Adventist?
I was like shawty, you mean Seventh Day Adventist?
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I heard a funny one today...
"He just had a grandma seizure"
http://www.mayoclinic.com...rand-mal-seizure/DS00222
"He just had a grandma seizure"
http://www.mayoclinic.com...rand-mal-seizure/DS00222
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I heard a funny one today...
"He just had a grandma seizure"
http://www.mayoclinic.com...rand-mal-seizure/DS00222
"He just had a grandma seizure"
http://www.mayoclinic.com...rand-mal-seizure/DS00222
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Mite as whale
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Mite as whale
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"mightest well"
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"mightest well"
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Right off the back.
Peak my interest.
And southerners damn near always mess up specific (pacific), asleep (I was sleep), and shrimp (skrimp).
Peak my interest.
And southerners damn near always mess up specific (pacific), asleep (I was sleep), and shrimp (skrimp).
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Right off the back.
Peak my interest.
And southerners damn near always mess up specific (pacific), asleep (I was sleep), and shrimp (skrimp).
Peak my interest.
And southerners damn near always mess up specific (pacific), asleep (I was sleep), and shrimp (skrimp).
