NT official... what have you done in your car

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I'll start:
got drunk
got high
slept in it
got head
ate the poonah
went off-roading
threw up
had sex (multiple times, different chicks, used protection)
ate
partied (it's an suv)
umm.. road trips
picked up chicks
got stuck at the lake while off-roading
camped out for kicks in it
has been to mexico, cali, utah, arizona, new mexico, texas
and it has 145,000+ miles.
02 Avalanche I love You Clifford (the name of my truck)
 
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ive passed out in a drunken slumber in my front seat because i couldnt make the few steps from my car to my house door
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that was embarrasing, and pmighty doesnt even get embarrased
 
Drop my damn cell phone as I'm driving and reach down to pick it up and as I look up while it's too late to break, hit a parked car right across thestreet from my work. The worst part was telling my parents because it was so damn emberassing. SMH at myself.
 
Long story short one of my more memorable experiences.

4 am

Picked up girl i knew,with her promise of sexual intercourse.

She is butt naked,front seat of my car.

She starts to preform fellatio.

She isn't very good at it.

She keeps stopping to say how much she likes me and she wants things to go farther.

I tell her to stop and act like im not mad.

I doop her into getting out of the car on her grandparents street butt naked.
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All her stuff is still in the car.

She runs to slap the stop sign naked on a dare.

I pull off throwing all of her stuff out the window.
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I smashed her nextel and brand new I phone on the ground,i dont know why she had two phones.

She is mad salty.
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I was all like.
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Originally Posted by PhillyPG1

Long story short one of my more memorable experiences.

4 am

Picked up girl i knew,with her promise of sexual intercourse.

She is butt naked,front seat of my car.

She starts to preform fellatio.

She isn't very good at it.

She keeps stopping to say how much she likes me and she wants things to go farther.

I tell her to stop and act like im not mad.

I doop her into getting out of the car on her grandparents street butt naked.
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All her stuff is still in the car.

She runs to slap the stop sign naked on a dare.

I pull off throwing all of her stuff out the window.
pimp.gif


I smashed her nextel and brand new I phone on the ground,i dont know why she had two phones.

She is mad salty.
glasses.gif


I was all like.
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Whats wrong with you?
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Originally Posted by Oh YoU MaD

Originally Posted by PhillyPG1

Long story short one of my more memorable experiences.

4 am

Picked up girl i knew,with her promise of sexual intercourse.

She is butt naked,front seat of my car.

She starts to preform fellatio.

She isn't very good at it.

She keeps stopping to say how much she likes me and she wants things to go farther.

I tell her to stop and act like im not mad.

I doop her into getting out of the car on her grandparents street butt naked.
laugh.gif


All her stuff is still in the car.

She runs to slap the stop sign naked on a dare.

I pull off throwing all of her stuff out the window.
pimp.gif


I smashed her nextel and brand new I phone on the ground,i dont know why she had two phones.

She is mad salty.
glasses.gif


I was all like.
smokin.gif


Whats wrong with you?
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Cmon man u would be mad too...maybe not take it to that extent lol...

It was 4 am i was tired and drunk...she calls me, im expecting it to go down like Mary J....but she is playing games.....im like really u want this to gofurther???cmon now ur topping me off in my car on some shady back block at 4 in the am...its not going any further
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