NT Tell Me a Funny Joke - I Command it!!

[nako xl]

So a bear walks up to a bar and tells the bartender, "I'd like to order a gin...

... and tonic."

The bartender replies, "Sure, but what's with the big paws?"

 

[bboi4lif3]

Fail



Lock!

 

[ohyeah10]

boooooooo this man!

 

[junior strikes]

"WHAT DO YOU CALL A GAY ******"






SWEET N LOW

 

[thytkerjobs]

Originally Posted by bboi4lif3

Fail



Lock!

i dont know why but this has me

 

[ninjallamafromhell]

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't unload a truck of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

 

[lb510]

Ok so a man is walking in a mall
He stops by an antique clock shop
The lady behind the counter says I'll be right with you
He proceeds to pull put his Johnson and put it on the counter
She says how can I help you
You can start by putting two hands and a face on that please

 

[jiggaman414]

Originally Posted by JUNIOR STRIKES

"WHAT DO YOU CALL A GAY ******"






SWEET N LOW

I chuckled

 

[lb510]

Originally Posted by Jiggaman414

Originally Posted by JUNIOR STRIKES

"WHAT DO YOU CALL A GAY ******"






SWEET N LOW

I chuckled

 

[pip777]

Originally Posted by LB510

Ok so a man is walking in a mall
He stops by an antique clock shop
The lady behind the counter says I'll be right with you
He proceeds to pull put his Johnson and put it on the counter
She says how can I help you
You can start by putting two hands and a face on that please

 

[sick ik 23]

So far, all the jokes receive a 0.

 

[Bend_The_Knee]

Originally Posted by Sick Ik 23

So far, all the jokes receive a 0.

 

[Shanegerous]

That one about the babies is horrible.

Pretty funny tho...rest ofthe jokes not so much...lets hear some more..

 

[face82]

A piece of bacon, egg and a pancake walked into a bar. The pancake said to the bartender "Hey can I get three vodka and tonics?"
The bartender said

"Sorry, we don't serve breakfast"

 

[face82]

A black man, a white man and a chineese man was on a road trip 2gether . The car broke down in the middle of the desert. No signal on they're phones ornothing. The sign said "next service station 50 miles". So the chineese man said "we will have to walk, everybody grab something from the carthat we can use on the way. I'm going to grab the back seat incase we get to tired we can sit down".

The white man says "Ima grab the radiator so we can have water to drink".


The black man says "Ima grab the doors, incase it gets to hot we can roll down some windows!"

 

[atlien seeko]

There was a cell phone, a PS3 controller and a Xbox controller and the PS3 controller says to the cell phone, "PHONE HOME!" And the Xbox controllergoes "Seventeen?"

So the cell phone calls "Home" and says "Japan Five"

 

[sick ik 23]

^I don't get it.

 

[bdis1986]

Originally Posted by ATLien Seeko

There was a cell phone, a PS3 controller and a Xbox controller and the PS3 controller says to the cell phone, "PHONE HOME!" And the Xbox controller goes "Seventeen?"

So the cell phone calls "Home" and says "Japan Five"

what????

 

[gescobe]

whats the difference between a black man and a pizza?

 

[urban turban 18]

So there is a cheetah and a lion racing through the jungle.

The cheetah trips the Lion right before the finishline and wins.

After the race the lion says "you a cheetah" and the cheetah says "and you a Lion"

.

 

[freezetag]

Some of these joints so corny, I can't help but chuckle

 

[carminepower]

Originally Posted by JUNIOR STRIKES

"WHAT DO YOU CALL A GAY ******"






SWEET N LOW

 

[face82]

@ Urban Turban's joke hahahaaaha


Most of these joke are corny..but you laugh cuz they so stupid and lame but kinda funny. That's the purpose imo. Lol.

 

[atlien seeko]

Urban Turban

 

[sole leisure]

Originally Posted by bdis1986

Originally Posted by ATLien Seeko

There was a cell phone, a PS3 controller and a Xbox controller and the PS3 controller says to the cell phone, "PHONE HOME!" And the Xbox controller goes "Seventeen?"

So the cell phone calls "Home" and says "Japan Five"

what????

I can't figure out what the hell he's talking about either...