NT's Writers: Let's Write A Story Vol. 8/2011

Originally Posted by Sundizzle

Originally Posted by zapatohead408

Originally Posted by LESfamilia

It was at this point that our heroes decided they needed some female company...
they decided to call over these 2 sisters who had wanted to have a threesome with John a while back.
While making the call, a guy just started shaking it in front of him yelling Harlem.
John was furious.  He inexplicably slapped the life out of the dancing guy and in a moment of rage straight out of American Psycho, screamed, "I drink your milkshake!"  (Pause.)
 
Knowing that energy cannot be destroyed, only transferred, John uses his photon ray to disperse the energy molecules given off by the dancing man. Flanders, an excellent sorcerer, harnesses this energy for another close encounter.
 
Meanwhile Ned couldnt help but glance through the erotica section and put tabs to post for later
 
John knew Ned was always jealous of him, so he decided to let Ned know he had piped his girl. This threw Ned into a fury.
 
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Originally Posted by MOE FAB UAFA

John knew Ned was always jealous of him, so he decided to let Ned know he had piped his girl. This threw Ned into a fury.

Ned says "Bro!" and grabs a chair. He breaks the legs off and wields them as weapons. 
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John Sanderson grew up in Valley Port, Oklahoma, a small town just outside the capitol. He was born into a broken family, the mother was "recovering" drug addict, and his father was an immigrant from Spain whose had most of his entrepreneurial ventures flop. Meredith, Johns mother, was born into wealth as her father had been an owner of an oil company and expanded his business internationally. Unfortunately for her though, her drug addiction forced her father to cut her off from his funds. Henry, Johns father, had invested savings after savings into poor business ideas, some leaving his family homeless without food and water.
But it wasnt until Johns 11th birthday that he had realized the life he was born into, the environment he called home, the failures he called "mother" and "father". From that point on john felt there was no meaning to his life, that he would just end up like his father, a failure. John would spend all his days in his bedroom with the lights off, vegetating and thinking, most thoughts having no substance. John wanted something better for his life, he was the kid in school that students joke about saying "he's the one that may shoot up the school", John kept to himself, roaming the halls just looking into space. But not a thought went by about what he had really planned to do. Until one day when "IT" him.
 
Originally Posted by buggz05

Originally Posted by MOE FAB UAFA

John knew Ned was always jealous of him, so he decided to let Ned know he had piped his girl. This threw Ned into a fury.

Ned says "Bro!" and grabs a chair. He breaks the legs off and wields them as weapons. 
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Suddenly, Agent Michael Scarn kicks in the door with a gun in his hand, just in time to save John's life, he shoots 3 bullets into Ned's chest


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Originally Posted by BroComeAtMe

Originally Posted by buggz05

Originally Posted by MOE FAB UAFA

John knew Ned was always jealous of him, so he decided to let Ned know he had piped his girl. This threw Ned into a fury.

Ned says "Bro!" and grabs a chair. He breaks the legs off and wields them as weapons. 
eek.gif
Suddenly, Agent Michael Scarn kicks in the door with a gun in his hand, just in time to save John's life, he shoots 3 bullets into Ned's chest


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only to suddenly discover ned was wearing a vest...
 
Originally Posted by sreggie101

Originally Posted by BroComeAtMe

Originally Posted by buggz05


Ned says "Bro!" and grabs a chair. He breaks the legs off and wields them as weapons. 
eek.gif
Suddenly, Agent Michael Scarn kicks in the door with a gun in his hand, just in time to save John's life, he shoots 3 bullets into Ned's chest


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only to suddenly discover ned was wearing a vest...

A velour sweater vest that Ned discovered in his grandma's attic after his grandfather died. Michael Scarn licks his lips and says "Ooh wee, what a beautiful velour."
 
Originally Posted by Skateboard

Ned crumples to the floor, unable to move. He defecates himself as he dies.

Or so he thought...
He had merely smoked too much marijuana and passed out!
 
Originally Posted by Skateboard

Ned crumples to the floor, unable to move. He defecates himself as he dies.

DecemberLove walks in wearing nothing but 2 sparrows and a hampster. He then walks over to Ned who has 3 holes in his chest and blood draining from his mouth. DecemberLove kneels down and gives Ned CPR...
 
After tonguing down Dead Ned, December closes his eyes for him and mutters in his ear, ever so sensually, "good night, sweet prince." Getting to his feet, DecemberLove vows to get vengeance against Michael Scarn, or die trying.
 
Originally Posted by Noskey

After tonguing down Dead Ned, December closes his eyes for him and mutters in his ear, ever so sensually, "good night, sweet prince." Getting to his feet, DecemberLove vows to get vengeance against Michael Scarn, or die trying.
December reaches into his hampsters stash spot...
 
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