OFFICIAL FOOTY THREAD ⚽️: Rodri wins 2024 Ballon d’Or

[MetalMario]

-Everyone is a flop in my eyes until they’ve endured a cold night in Stoke.

-Always loved Palermo. When thinking of Boca first is maradona second is him. I remember his retirement game and ceremony still

 

[sonoftony]

Mbappe is trending



Isn’t what Pogba’s brother warned about it?

So he was trying to get the witch doctor to make Mbappe end the fling with the model?!

 

[Coupé It]

Mbappe is trending



Isn’t what Pogba’s brother warned about it?

Marca and Florentino hitting new lows.

 

[Verde Shuttles]

How you blame marca & Flo for worldwide news

 

[Coupé It]

I kinda understand what he’s saying. It’s methodical, almost mechanical from an entertainment standpoint. It’s not like a young Zlatan who had more flare to his game at a similar size.

I never knew flair and dribble-dribble-dribble counted for 2 goals.

This whole time I thought a goal was a goal.

If it’s so easy anyone can do it tho, right? Guess the rest of the “average” strikers need to have 9 goals in 5 games right now.

They’re clearly f***** up.

 

[Coupé It]

How you blame marca & Flo for worldwide news

This never sees the light of day on Marca if Mbappe is a RM player.

Let’s be honest.

 

[Verde Shuttles]

This never sees the light of day on Marca if Mbappe is a RM player.

Let’s be honest.

Man you'll blame wind changing on Flo

And on the Haaland topic, I don't get the criticism, there's a reason only elite strikers score a lot tap ins, reading defenders & positioning is a skill.

 

[rolaholic]

Mbappe is trending



Isn’t what Pogba’s brother warned about it?

 

[Verde Shuttles]

Good for Mbappe tho, love who you love.

 

[AZwildcats]

I never knew flair and dribble-dribble-dribble counted for 2 goals.

This whole time I thought a goal was a goal.

If it’s so easy anyone can do it tho, right? Guess the rest of the “average” strikers need to have 9 goals in 5 games right now.

They’re clearly f***** up.

fluid hips i tried my brother

 

[AZwildcats]

That’s a wild headline if not true. If it is, good for them

 

[Coupé It]

Man you'll blame wind changing on Flo

And on the Haaland topic, I don't get the criticism, there's a reason only elite strikers score a lot tap ins, reading defenders & positioning is a skill.

I’m blaming Marca….

All I KNOW is….

This doesn’t appear on a “serious” news outlet outside of Marca. “Man’s World India” are not serious news outlet.

You can front all you want but Marca is a joke. And it just so happens it’s who Flo leaks to whenever he gets pissy. Those are just facts.

 

[Coupé It]

fluid hips i tried my brother

Bro you’re in an island with Fluid Hips and you’re proud? You know how many good players he’s called bums throughout the years?

Y’all need to start watching **** like this instead of football then.

This is more up your guys ally.

 

[DeadsetAce]

good for mbappe

 

[fluid hips]

Haaland 9 goals in 5 games.

fluid hips ”He’s doing what he’s supposed to do!!!!

It’s a shame 99.99 percent of strikers can’t do what they’re supposed to do then. These strikers need to start doing their god damn jobs!!

Pathetic.

He's only as good as the service he gets. Give those strikers the same service and they would be scoring too.

Once teams figure this out and stop the service, he won't be scoring these goals

 

[fluid hips]

I’m blaming Marca….

All I KNOW is….

This doesn’t appear on a “serious” news outlet outside of Marca. “Man’s World India” are not serious news outlet.

You can front all you want but Marca is a joke. And it just so happens it’s who Flo leaks to whenever he gets pissy. Those are just facts.

PSG just tryna get the LGBTQ dollars

 

[AZwildcats]

Bro you’re in an island with Fluid Hips and you’re proud? You know how many good players he’s called bums throughout the years?

Y’all need to start watching **** like this instead of football then.

This is more up your guys ally.

He’s my guy from the football boot thread, I didn’t say I agreed with his opinion on Haaland. Just tried to put a little context to his opinion

 

[Coupé It]

He's only as good as the service he gets. Give those strikers the same service and they would be scoring too.

Once teams figure this out and stop the service, he won't be scoring these goals

GABY JESUS HAD 6 YEARS WITH THE SAME PLAYERS, SAME SERVICE, AND IN THE SAME SYSTEM….

He never scored more than 14 goals in a season. 38 GAMES!!!

Haaland 9 IN 5!! Jesus 8 all of last year!!!


BRO, with all due respect as my guy…..

S TF U

 

[vtotheinay]

He's only as good as the service he gets. Give those strikers the same service and they would be scoring too.

Once teams figure this out and stop the service, he won't be scoring these goals

how do you explain his numbers with salzburg, dortmund and the norwegian national team then? the service wasn't nearly on the level of city's and he was still smashing em in. he's done it at the CL with an unheard of return and scored against some of the biggest clubs in europe with average service

 

[fluid hips]

Bro you’re in an island with Fluid Hips and you’re proud? You know how many good players he’s called bums throughout the years?

Y’all need to start watching **** like this instead of football then.

This is more up your guys ally.

I can back up my claims though. Players y'all called bums and I said otherwise proved me right and continue to do so

 

[fluid hips]

GABY JESUS HAD 6 YEARS WITH THE SAME PLAYERS, SAME SERVICE, AND IN THE SAME SYSTEM!!!

He never scored more than 14 goals in a season!!!


BRO, with all due respect as my guy…..

S TF U

Gabby was being forced to play second fiddle to Aguero. He wasn't even starting most of the time. Pep was using him as a substitute. He goes to Arsenal, starts in games and is their main striker and look at Arsenal. Sitting at the top of the table. Not a coincidence.

 

[fluid hips]

I hope y'all keep the same energy as the season goes on. I don't want to be that guy pulling out receipts

 

[Coupé It]

Gabby was being forced to play second fiddle to Aguero. He wasn't even starting most of the time. Pep was using him as a substitute. He goes to Arsenal, starts in games and is their main striker and look at Arsenal. Sitting at the top of the table. Not a coincidence.

OMG

We should poll Arsenal fans right now - Gaby or Haaland?

Whatever, I can’t with you guys right now. I’ll stop

 

[Coupé It]

I hope y'all keep the same energy as the season goes on. I don't want to be that guy pulling out receipts

THIS MFING MENACE!!

 

[vtotheinay]

mans been wrong with his predictions more than everyone else in the thread combined and is talking about receipts