OFFICIAL FOOTY THREAD ⚽️: Rodri wins 2024 Ballon d’Or

Who wins the 2024/25 Premier League?

  • Manchester City

    Votes: 14 48.3%
  • Arsenal

    Votes: 8 27.6%
  • Liverpool

    Votes: 3 10.3%
  • Aston Villa

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Tottenham

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Chelsea

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Newcastle

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Manchester United

    Votes: 4 13.8%
  • Other

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    29
  • Poll closed .
I don’t think any of this is down to the tactics but it’s time for Pep to give up on certain players and he needs to be ruthless about that.
 
Citeh really could’ve had Bynoe-Gittens, Rogers, and Palmer playing behind Haaland

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Definitely this season’s MVP.
According to my sources this is really what's going on inside the locker room and why City has been losing since Rodri won the Ballon D'or:

Sources say that Rodri, desperate to secure the Ballon d’Or, struck a deal with the Footy Gods, offering up his knees as collateral. All seemed well until Richarlison, fuming over the snub, reached out to Mathias Pogba’s infamous black magic dealer and flew them out to London. The plan? A curse so devastating it would ripple throughout Manchester and the Etihad.

Word has it that Richarlison had to sacrifice his hamstrings in order for the curse to work and he chose Pep Guardiola as the vessel for the voodoo spell, also cursing him to bear the burden of the team's downfall. This explains his erratic behavior lately...scratching himself uncontrollably and appearing visibly distressed on the touchline. The whispers grow louder in the streets of London...the curse has already begun, targeting the very heart of City's dominance and the beginning of their downfall.
 
When you get old, it happens fast. KDB, Stones, Walker, Gundo, Bernardo, Grealish, Akanji, Dias etc. all have a lottttt of miles on them, and are all over 30 or about to be.

That happens is a blink of an eye and you go from dominating games to just gettin run over.
 
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