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Daniel:
I had a moment of realization while walking around Los Angeles a couple of weeks ago and seeing billboards / bus stop ads for Ballers all over the place.
In the ads, The Rock is shoving a supposed Miami Dolphins Super Bowl ring in everyone’s face. The sad part: I am jealous of the fake Dolphins’ fake fan base in this fake universe on this fictional HBO Entourage-knockoff—-they actually got to see a Super Bowl win in their lifetime, something I am sure I will never witness. That is what this franchise has done to me.
Also, on the show, his character is a franchise legend who was unceremoniously traded to New Orleans for 2 mediocre corners, while waiting on a phone call that never came from the GM, instead of being allowed to retire a member of the team he broke his body for. Nailed it—-pure Dolphins.
Tony:
If you want to see this football team completely implode and **** the bed, tell them they only need to win 1 game against meaningless teams to get into the playoffs. Feel free to bet your life savings against it...they cannot and will not do it.
Patrick:
Well we did build our stadium over an Indian burial ground. So that probably doesn’t help.
Frog:
If you took every quarterback that has been on the Dolphins’ roster since Dan Marino retired and sewed them a-s-to-mouth human centipede style, they could reach the moon and back three times.
Superf-ck Nick Saban with a rusty drive shaft.
Matt:
I’ve been a Dolphins fan living in the UK since they lost to the Giants in London in 2007. The only reason I chose the Dolphins that day is that they gave out free towels. The Dolphins literally had to bribe me to support them.
Sam:
I have now had three decades of my dad regaling me with stories of the glory days he got to see, all while I am stuck following a team who I’ve only seen play in the Super Bowl in Ace ******* Ventura.
Michael:
Ask any Dolphins fan what the 2015 season will hinge on and they will bring up guard play. That’s right: guard play. The Dolphins struggle finding two competent starters for what amounts to be the least-skilled and most abundant position in the entire sport. We Miami fans imagine that Bill Belichick simply finds two fat derelicts rummaging through a dumpster out behind a Boston Pizza each year and turns them into a Super Bowl-winning line while we can’t keep our clueless quarterback off the grass 50 times a year with 2nd-round picks. The only good guard the Fins have had since Keith Sims is Richie Incognito, the football player equivalent of the Confederate Flag.
Tim:
I’ve been a season ticket holder for 23 years and the loudest I’ve ever heard the stadium was in 2007 week 14 when Cleo Lemon hit Greg Camarillo on a 80 yard TD in overtime (Ed Reed was defending) to beat the Ravens.
With the win, the Dolphins improved their record to 1-13.
Went 8-8 with a super bowl roster
Oh
Our bad we can't keep up with liars
Cheaters
And killers
Theyre raising the banner right around 8 (that's Eastern time for you Raiders/Niners fans) . Make sure to tune in
Theyre raising the banner right around 8 (that's Eastern time for you Raiders/Niners fans) . Make sure to tune in
I hope this game gets cancelled or ends in a tie
Mike Loyko @NEPD_Loyko 14m14 minutes ago
Just remember.. the last 3 times the #Patriots have lost their first game of the season, they've Won the Super Bowl.
go steelers??!?!?
I hope this game gets cancelled or ends in a tie
are they hanging that banner? :x :x
Need one of these to line my cats litter box.
Raiders, Niners, Cowboys None of these teams have won **** since the NFL became what it is today. They cant keep up.
Need one of these to line my cats litter box.
you would be a cat person