OFFICIAL NFL Discussion Thread: 2015-16 Season - Congrats to the Denver Broncos and their fans! SB 5

[nooera]

Theyre raising the banner right around 8 (that's Eastern time for you Raiders/Niners fans) . Make sure to tune in

 

[Deleted member 37754]

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[COLOR=#red]Why your team sucks...[/COLOR]​

Daniel:

I had a moment of realization while walking around Los Angeles a couple of weeks ago and seeing billboards / bus stop ads for Ballers all over the place.

In the ads, The Rock is shoving a supposed Miami Dolphins Super Bowl ring in everyone’s face. The sad part: I am jealous of the fake Dolphins’ fake fan base in this fake universe on this fictional HBO Entourage-knockoff—-they actually got to see a Super Bowl win in their lifetime, something I am sure I will never witness. That is what this franchise has done to me.

Also, on the show, his character is a franchise legend who was unceremoniously traded to New Orleans for 2 mediocre corners, while waiting on a phone call that never came from the GM, instead of being allowed to retire a member of the team he broke his body for. Nailed it—-pure Dolphins.

Tony:

If you want to see this football team completely implode and **** the bed, tell them they only need to win 1 game against meaningless teams to get into the playoffs. Feel free to bet your life savings against it...they cannot and will not do it.

Patrick:

Well we did build our stadium over an Indian burial ground. So that probably doesn’t help.

Frog:

If you took every quarterback that has been on the Dolphins’ roster since Dan Marino retired and sewed them a-s-to-mouth human centipede style, they could reach the moon and back three times.

Superf-ck Nick Saban with a rusty drive shaft.

Matt:

I’ve been a Dolphins fan living in the UK since they lost to the Giants in London in 2007. The only reason I chose the Dolphins that day is that they gave out free towels. The Dolphins literally had to bribe me to support them.

Sam:

I have now had three decades of my dad regaling me with stories of the glory days he got to see, all while I am stuck following a team who I’ve only seen play in the Super Bowl in Ace ******* Ventura.

Michael:

Ask any Dolphins fan what the 2015 season will hinge on and they will bring up guard play. That’s right: guard play. The Dolphins struggle finding two competent starters for what amounts to be the least-skilled and most abundant position in the entire sport. We Miami fans imagine that Bill Belichick simply finds two fat derelicts rummaging through a dumpster out behind a Boston Pizza each year and turns them into a Super Bowl-winning line while we can’t keep our clueless quarterback off the grass 50 times a year with 2nd-round picks. The only good guard the Fins have had since Keith Sims is Richie Incognito, the football player equivalent of the Confederate Flag.

Tim:

I’ve been a season ticket holder for 23 years and the loudest I’ve ever heard the stadium was in 2007 week 14 when Cleo Lemon hit Greg Camarillo on a 80 yard TD in overtime (Ed Reed was defending) to beat the Ravens.

With the win, the Dolphins improved their record to 1-13.

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[COLOR=#red]All of these are spot on...[/COLOR]

 

[flyerthandelta]

Went 8-8 with a super bowl roster

Calm your nerves down we know for a fact the raiders its been YEARSSSSSSSSS guess we can say the same for y'all right....matter of fact how many teams in the league even HAVE A SB if you really wanna go down that lane???

 

[promac]

Oh
Our bad we can't keep up with liars
Cheaters
And killers

What does lying and killing have to do with playing football? you were reaching on that one bruh

 

[whoyouthink]

Theyre raising the banner right around 8 (that's Eastern time for you Raiders/Niners fans) . Make sure to tune in

*

 

[Chester McFloppy]

Theyre raising the banner right around 8 (that's Eastern time for you Raiders/Niners fans) . Make sure to tune in

Already seen it.

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[nooera]

Should be a good year. Not for the Niners, though. Just for the NFL in general. And this thread

 

[keel252]

I know football season is here bc n/nawghtyhare is posting on every page.

 

[dmxfury]

Business damn'd sure picked up

 

[elpablo21]

I hope this game gets cancelled or ends in a tie

 

[promac]

 

[DeadsetAce]

I hope this game gets cancelled or ends in a tie

ain't no one want that...even the cry baby * crew doesn't want to see that, man

 

[earldagoat]

 

[DeadsetAce]

Mike Loyko ‏@NEPD_Loyko 14m14 minutes ago
Just remember.. the last 3 times the #Patriots have lost their first game of the season, they've Won the Super Bowl.

go steelers??!?!?

 

[stillin729]

go steelers??!?!?

You stole my Super Bowl

 

[Chester McFloppy]

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Need one of these to line my cats litter box.

 

[captainsneakerhead23]

 

[nick.]

are they hanging that banner? :x :x

 

[Chester McFloppy]

I hope this game gets cancelled or ends in a tie

I hope Bane shows up.

 

[dmxfury]

are they hanging that banner? :x :x

That looks like a shirt tag

 

[whoyouthink]

Wish someone would tamper with their banners like...

 

[DeadsetAce]

Need one of these to line my cats litter box.

you would be a cat person

 

[Chester McFloppy]

Raiders, Niners, Cowboys None of these teams have won **** since the NFL became what it is today. They cant keep up.

Worry about beating Luck this year.

Need one of these to line my cats litter box.

you would be a cat person

Two dogs and two cats.

 

[DeadsetAce]

^ no sheep? or are they all at CP's village?

 

[stillin729]

I can vouch for cats, I never thought they were cool until I found one on the streets

my man is cool