:::[Official] San Francisco 49ers 2024 Season Thread [1-1 @Rams 9/22 1:25PST]:::

[townbidness]

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[heatseeker23]

Just gimme Elsa Jean and Gina Valentina and I’m good

 

[22stylez]

Offseason in fine form. It’s post your favorite pornstar hour? red81 bout to come through with gifs and film breaking down each position and why this is his pornstar with angles and body movement and everything.

 

[lightweight champion]

I knew a lot more names when I was much younger than I do now. The game done passed me by smh.

 

[moe200069]

Add that to the C grade pornstars. She trash with all that plastic.

Give me all natural Alina Lopez or pre plastic Eva Lovia.

Hell if we goin plastic give me Nicole Aniston

Aniston pre- and post- op

Offseason in fine form. It’s post your favorite pornstar hour? red81 bout to come through with gifs and film breaking down each position and why this is his pornstar with angles and body movement and everything.

Who are we kiddin, watching the all-22 is all the porn red needs

 

[UnicornHunter]

I agree I'm good with elsa jean and ariana marie... you get the best of both worlds a blonde and a brunette ... if I had Jimmy G cash I'd pay 20 grand easy

 

[aNYone]

That’s how you know we’re the faithful in here.

Pretty Jimmy gets caught with a porn chick and rather than bash him we contemplate the porn chicks we would go after if we were in his position

All we need now is for red81 to review and breakdown her “film” to see what Jimmys decision making skills are really like

 

[moe200069]

Jimmy G-string following in the footsteps of legendary 49er qb lineage..jeff garcia was was a trendsetter diving into playboy models. Had those scantily clad skeezers fighting each other for him

 

[UnicornHunter]

Found the escort service that pimps her out:

http://www.kingleyinternational.com

They've got a lot of other big name girls on their roster: Natalia Starr, Christie Stevens, Sophie Dee, Jynx Maze, Gabriella Paltrova, Amy Anderson, Jazmin Jae, Veronica Avluv

Kiara Mia is $1,500 an hour, 4 hour minimum booking, which includes the date and the 'encounter' afterwards, and a substantial tip is required if you want to work with her or the company again.

Adding up the dinner out, the room at the 4 seasons, the private driver, the cost of the escort service, Jimmy G probably spent close to 10k on some Wednesday night porn star ****.

Where is she on the list ? And where are the prices.. got a bachelor party coming up and you never know where this can come in handy haha

 

[damokunasenshi]

So your telling me I can potentially be guwops Eskimo brother?!?!

 

[49ersaaron8]

wood you eat IT tho.

Stop playin

 

[Fozz]

NT 49ers Thread Meet-Up sponsored by Kingley International lol

 

[heatseeker23]

So your telling me I can potentially be guwops Eskimo brother?!?!

You, guwop, Mandingo, and many others because when the ***** bangs that many guys they aren’t just Eskimo brothers anymore they become an Eskimo clan

 

[Sole4realex]

alright lets get back to football talk fellas...

 

[aNYone]

 

[heatseeker23]

alright lets get back to football talk fellas...

It’s tough man it’s the offseason, not even training camp yet, we ain’t really had **** to talk about the past couple weeks.

Plus it’s not everyday your starting QB is all over the news for taking out a porn star.

 

[Bosa]

never will i forget that Willis hit.

 

[heatseeker23]

Never will I forget the repeated pain of losing generational LB talent early in Patrick Willis, Navorro Bowman, Aldon Smith, and, perhaps, Chris Borland.

 

[aNYone]

Never will I forget the repeated pain of losing generational LB talent early in Patrick Willis, Navorro Bowman, Aldon Smith, and, perhaps, Chris Borland.

I was devastated.

Probrobly my favorite player of all time calling it quits.... only for his promising heir apparent to do the same not even a week later.

Who’s cutting onions

 

[heatseeker23]

Anyone going to the first open practice next week?

 

[heatseeker23]

Rip Tony Sparano

 

[dland24]

Never will I forget the repeated pain of losing generational LB talent early in Patrick Willis, Navorro Bowman, Aldon Smith, and, perhaps, Chris Borland.

Dude f*** Chris Borland

 

[ii flash ii]

Saquon signed his contract... Now the rest of the top picks will follow

 

[heatseeker23]

31 mil guaranteed on a 4 year rookie contract

 

[red81]