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Originally Posted by Biggie62
Originally Posted by MOSTHATED770
Originally Posted by ILL LEGAL OPERATION
Originally Posted by o fenomeno
if she is giving me head and i bust in her mouth then we make out then i go down on her can she get pregnant??
Reminds me of 9th grade Scripture class when this crazy Irish kid Pat Murphy asked our teacher, "If I masturbate in the bathtub, get out without draining the water, and my mother gets in the tub after me and gets pregnant - is that a sin?"
Dude said it with a straight face too, whole class was...
...teacher was heated - she gave me and like half the class detention for laughin' so hard.
one day in science class i told this nerdy kid nick his mother gave me a rim job and he stood up and raised his hand and said "Mrs Walker whats a rim job?"
she pressed the help button and had him escorted out of the class..
i was dying laughing...
at both of these
Only if it looks like you, not Lil Jon.i nutted one night while dancing with a girl at the club....am i now a father?
Originally Posted by Mac A Roni
[color= rgb(102, 0, 153)]i nutted one night while dancing with a girl at the club....am i now a father?[/color]
Originally Posted by MOSTHATED770
Originally Posted by o fenomeno
if she is giving me head and i bust in her mouth then we make out then i go down on her can she get pregnant??
forreal.....
also
Originally Posted by COOLnificent
If she's on top she can't get pregnant. Gravity bro!
waterOriginally Posted by Homer
I remember in HS sex ed class, teacher asked if there is no lube, what else can be used, and i said jerk off first and use the sperm as a lubricant, almost got kicked out. Shame i still don't know the answer to that question due to my disruption.
Originally Posted by swishasweets
Originally Posted by black chiney
is it really rape, if you yell surprise?
Originally Posted by McFlyyy
if i jizz on my fingers and finger her, can she get pregnant?
Originally Posted by Bozo7000
If I jizz jazz on another guys snake, and he sticks it in her and jizz jazz too, are we both the father?
Originally Posted by o fenomeno
Originally Posted by Bozo7000
If I jizz jazz on another guys snake, and he sticks it in her and jizz jazz too, are we both the father?
it was funny till you came.
Originally Posted by 23legacy45
Originally Posted by o fenomeno
Originally Posted by Bozo7000
If I jizz jazz on another guys snake, and he sticks it in her and jizz jazz too, are we both the father?
it was funny till you came.
Yeah he should have came earlier
Originally Posted by ILL LEGAL OPERATION
Originally Posted by o fenomeno
if she is giving me head and i bust in her mouth then we make out then i go down on her can she get pregnant??
Reminds me of 9th grade Scripture class when this crazy Irish kid Pat Murphy asked our teacher, "If I masturbate in the bathtub, get out without draining the water, and my mother gets in the tub after me and gets pregnant - is that a sin?"
Dude said it with a straight face too, whole class was...
...teacher was heated - she gave me and like half the class detention for laughin' so hard.
you done skeeted on ya hand ha..Originally Posted by McFlyyy
if i jizz on my fingers and finger her, can she get pregnant?