Official sex question thread Vol. What's the best move to let the girl know it's going down

[juice man]

hahahahahahaha

 

[chris steez]

Originally Posted by Biggie62

Originally Posted by MOSTHATED770

Originally Posted by ILL LEGAL OPERATION

Originally Posted by o fenomeno

if she is giving me head and i bust in her mouth then we make out then i go down on her can she get pregnant??

Reminds me of 9th grade Scripture class when this crazy Irish kid Pat Murphy asked our teacher, "If I masturbate in the bathtub, get out without draining the water, and my mother gets in the tub after me and gets pregnant - is that a sin?"

Dude said it with a straight face too, whole class was

...

...teacher was heated - she gave me and like half the class detention for laughin' so hard

.

one day in science class i told this nerdy kid nick his mother gave me a rim job and he stood up and raised his hand and said "Mrs Walker whats a rim job?"

she pressed the help button and had him escorted out of the class..

i was dying laughing...

at both of these

ahh man lol "Pat Murphy"

 

[swishasweets]

Originally Posted by black chiney

is it really rape, if you yell surprise?

 

[ryda421]

LULZ

 

[israel5ekla]

i nutted one night while dancing with a girl at the club....am i now a father?

Only if it looks like you, not Lil Jon.

 

[los benjaminz]

Originally Posted by Mac A Roni

[color= rgb(102, 0, 153)]i nutted one night while dancing with a girl at the club....am i now a father?[/color]

lolz

 

[knowledgethefoundation]

Originally Posted by MOSTHATED770

Originally Posted by o fenomeno

if she is giving me head and i bust in her mouth then we make out then i go down on her can she get pregnant??

forreal.....

also

 

[certifiedsw]

Originally Posted by COOLnificent

If she's on top she can't get pregnant. Gravity bro!

Gravity

 

[doosta45]

Originally Posted by Homer

I remember in HS sex ed class, teacher asked if there is no lube, what else can be used, and i said jerk off first and use the sperm as a lubricant, almost got kicked out.  Shame i still don't know the answer to that question due to my disruption.

water

 

[moe200069]

should i ask her for permission before i jizz?

 

[21shots]

Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed?



Do clowns wear really big socks?

 

[black leg]

Originally Posted by swishasweets

Originally Posted by black chiney

is it really rape, if you yell surprise?

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

Originally Posted by McFlyyy

if i jizz on my fingers and finger her, can she get pregnant?

  

 

[o fenomeno]

this thread is poppin right now

 

[bozo7000]

If I jizz jazz on another guys snake, and he sticks it in her and jizz jazz too, are we both the father?

 

[o fenomeno]

Originally Posted by Bozo7000

If I jizz jazz on another guys snake, and he sticks it in her and jizz jazz too, are we both the father?

it was funny till you came. 

 

[samb]

Lol wow really ? ^^^

if a broad smashes you with a strap-on is that *@*#?

 

[23legacy45]

Originally Posted by o fenomeno

Originally Posted by Bozo7000

If I jizz jazz on another guys snake, and he sticks it in her and jizz jazz too, are we both the father?

it was funny till you came. 

Yeah he should have came earlier

 

[bozo7000]

Originally Posted by 23legacy45

Originally Posted by o fenomeno

Originally Posted by Bozo7000

If I jizz jazz on another guys snake, and he sticks it in her and jizz jazz too, are we both the father?

it was funny till you came. 

Yeah he should have came earlier

I 

 what both of you did there.

 

[beezylocks]

is it true that if you dont use it you lose it?

 

[DonRafa]

Originally Posted by ILL LEGAL OPERATION

Originally Posted by o fenomeno

if she is giving me head and i bust in her mouth then we make out then i go down on her can she get pregnant??

Reminds me of 9th grade Scripture class when this crazy Irish kid Pat Murphy asked our teacher, "If I masturbate in the bathtub, get out without draining the water, and my mother gets in the tub after me and gets pregnant - is that a sin?"

Dude said it with a straight face too, whole class was

...

...teacher was heated - she gave me and like half the class detention for laughin' so hard

.

 

[put em up]

If a women puts on a strap-on anytime in your physical presents. Does that make you gay if you look at it?

 

[air justinxi]

please enough with the threads man

 

[backyardrsx]

Alot of lulz in this thread!!!

 

[sighfur]

Originally Posted by McFlyyy

if i jizz on my fingers and finger her, can she get pregnant?

you done skeeted on ya hand ha..
you couldnt get it up so you had to fingerbang ha..
you forgot about the jizz ha..
now you and JO is about to have some kids ha..