Official sex question thread Vol. What's the best move to let the girl know it's going down

Originally Posted by Biggie62

Originally Posted by MOSTHATED770

Originally Posted by ILL LEGAL OPERATION

Originally Posted by o fenomeno

if she is giving me head and i bust in her mouth then we make out then i go down on her can she get pregnant??

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Reminds me of 9th grade Scripture class when this crazy Irish kid Pat Murphy asked our teacher, "If I masturbate in the bathtub, get out without draining the water, and my mother gets in the tub after me and gets pregnant - is that a sin?"

Dude said it with a straight face too, whole class was
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...teacher was heated - she gave me and like half the class detention for laughin' so hard
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one day in science class i told this nerdy kid nick his mother gave me a rim job and he stood up and raised his hand and said "Mrs Walker whats a rim job?"

she pressed the help button and had him escorted out of the class..

i was dying laughing...
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at both of these
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ahh man lol "Pat Murphy"
 
Originally Posted by Homer

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I remember in HS sex ed class, teacher asked if there is no lube, what else can be used, and i said jerk off first and use the sperm as a lubricant, almost got kicked out.  Shame i still don't know the answer to that question due to my disruption.
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Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed?



Do clowns wear really big socks?
 
If I jizz jazz on another guys snake, and he sticks it in her and jizz jazz too, are we both the father?
 
Originally Posted by Bozo7000

If I jizz jazz on another guys snake, and he sticks it in her and jizz jazz too, are we both the father?

it was funny till you came. 
 
Originally Posted by ILL LEGAL OPERATION

Originally Posted by o fenomeno

if she is giving me head and i bust in her mouth then we make out then i go down on her can she get pregnant??

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Reminds me of 9th grade Scripture class when this crazy Irish kid Pat Murphy asked our teacher, "If I masturbate in the bathtub, get out without draining the water, and my mother gets in the tub after me and gets pregnant - is that a sin?"

Dude said it with a straight face too, whole class was
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...teacher was heated - she gave me and like half the class detention for laughin' so hard
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If a women puts on a strap-on anytime in your physical presents. Does that make you gay if you look at it?
 
Originally Posted by McFlyyy

if i jizz on my fingers and finger her, can she get pregnant?
you done skeeted on ya hand ha..
you couldnt get it up so you had to fingerbang ha..
you forgot about the jizz ha..
now you and JO is about to have some kids ha..
  
 
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