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Ok...so I don't know if this thread is NSFW since it won't have any images. But if it is, sorry mods just lock it up and I'll delete it or you will or whatever.
This thread is for everyone to come in for lulz at all of our misfortunes that have occured in the bedroom (or wherever). Some stories will be funny, and some might just be gross. But either way, I think this should be pretty entertaining as I'm sure a lot of us have had the same things happen and can sympathize with the atrocities. I'll start.
It was New Year's Eve and a bunch of friends and I went to Mammoth for a few days. We rented a Cabin. We made friends with the older parental types that rented the cabin next door. We were partying with them one night when a friend of mine talked me into walking her back to our cabin to "get her sweater" (she wanted to take advantage of the empty cabin since everyone that was staying with us was next door so we would have some privacy). She was hot and we had hooked up in the past so I was down. I was borderline black out drunk so the details are very blurry.
We get in the cabin and immediately get down to business. It was pitch black in the bedroom we were in. This girl had the most delightful habit of hopping off my piece right when I was about to pop and finish me off with some mean dome steez.
Anyway...I was about to pop and she did her normal thing. We get dressed. We go back to the other cabin to continue partying with the parental types and our friends.
The next morning I go to take a piss. I pull down my boxers and there is dried blood all over my boxers. I was like "WTF?!?!?!!!???" How did this happen?
Then it hit me...she must have been on her period and flowing very heavy, but it was too dark and I was way too drunk to notice at the time. So she ended up doming me off with lots of blood all over my piece. I couldn't help but laugh out loud right when I realized what had happened.
I know that's not that bad, but I thought it was pretty gross. Hopefully you all can come up with some better ones.
This thread is for everyone to come in for lulz at all of our misfortunes that have occured in the bedroom (or wherever). Some stories will be funny, and some might just be gross. But either way, I think this should be pretty entertaining as I'm sure a lot of us have had the same things happen and can sympathize with the atrocities. I'll start.
It was New Year's Eve and a bunch of friends and I went to Mammoth for a few days. We rented a Cabin. We made friends with the older parental types that rented the cabin next door. We were partying with them one night when a friend of mine talked me into walking her back to our cabin to "get her sweater" (she wanted to take advantage of the empty cabin since everyone that was staying with us was next door so we would have some privacy). She was hot and we had hooked up in the past so I was down. I was borderline black out drunk so the details are very blurry.
We get in the cabin and immediately get down to business. It was pitch black in the bedroom we were in. This girl had the most delightful habit of hopping off my piece right when I was about to pop and finish me off with some mean dome steez.
Anyway...I was about to pop and she did her normal thing. We get dressed. We go back to the other cabin to continue partying with the parental types and our friends.
The next morning I go to take a piss. I pull down my boxers and there is dried blood all over my boxers. I was like "WTF?!?!?!!!???" How did this happen?
Then it hit me...she must have been on her period and flowing very heavy, but it was too dark and I was way too drunk to notice at the time. So she ended up doming me off with lots of blood all over my piece. I couldn't help but laugh out loud right when I realized what had happened.
I know that's not that bad, but I thought it was pretty gross. Hopefully you all can come up with some better ones.
