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Something tells me you're full of crap
Official TMNT thread, R.I.P to the OG Master Splinter
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Something tells me you're full of crap
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something tells me your missing key chromosomes and might have a case of mild ******ation. I mean its pretty simple. I dont know if you know this but ppl have been seeing movies, new releases without going to the movies for decades.... even moreso now with the internet etc.....
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lol u clearly said u didnt see the movie.
joint was sick,ya dudes just be mad that nolan doesnt direct everything
joint was sick,ya dudes just be mad that nolan doesnt direct everything
So you pirated the movie.
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You'll last real long around here
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hell i didnt even go see this one and im glad i didnt waste my money on it.... so i highly doubt i will on any sequels...
nowhere in that sentence does it say i didnt see the movie..... Man they must handout high school diplomas like participation trophies or something!!!!!!!!
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thats pretty clear tho,why are u still even trying lol,just hold the L. if u didnt see it u didnt see it homie
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man the short bus is pretty long...... just because i didnt go to a movie theater doesnt mean i didnt see the movie... And if that wasnt bad enough, in my review of the movie i quoted lines and particular scenes in the movie...
How would i do that if i DIDNT see the movie.
Dude. Just admit that you pirated the movie. But be warned. We don't take kindly to pirates round these parts
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Reported to the FBI
jumpmanfromdabay
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NT is starting to a lot more lames than usual. 
jumpmanfromdabay
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Basically
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NT is starting to a lot more lames than usual.
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DROMONTANA
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movie was pretty good the kids loved it.. megan fox looked great as april too
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This review 100% sums up my thoughts
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The wife and I enjoyed it..
The turtles origin story and Super Shredder II with the magnetized gauntlets( typing that makes me laugh) were the only complaints.
But the turtles personalities really made this movie for me. Fight scenes were cool, Megan Fox(flame suit Hulk Armor) looked very smashable.
Overall we left satisfied..
Now "Lucy" was a ******* pile of ****..
Lol..
Glad we snuck into that instead of paying for it..
The turtles origin story and Super Shredder II with the magnetized gauntlets( typing that makes me laugh) were the only complaints.
But the turtles personalities really made this movie for me. Fight scenes were cool, Megan Fox(flame suit Hulk Armor) looked very smashable.
Overall we left satisfied..
Now "Lucy" was a ******* pile of ****..
Lol..
Glad we snuck into that instead of paying for it..
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all day long my aunt been sayin " WHO WANTS TO PLAY BUCK BUCK!?"
And i cant stop sayin "WHATS UP ANGELCAKES!" in my Michelangelo voice
And i cant stop sayin "WHATS UP ANGELCAKES!" in my Michelangelo voice
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Here's some things I just could not get passed 
Yes I knew what kind if movie this was going to be but these are above and beyond the threshold of disbelief
If you haven't seen the movie don't read I guess
1. Splinter learns how to be a ninja from a book he found in the sewer :x
2. Splinter is in NO WAY affiliated with hamato yoshi MEANING he has no connection to the shredder at all :x
3. Shredder was just sacks henchmen in the grand scheme of things. What did shredder want out of this? The main villain of the tmnt universe was reduced to bane status from the batman and robin movie. He was just the muscle :x
4. Shredder has the ability to take down a grown man with his hands tied behind his back but CAN NOT defend himself against April o Neal
:x
5. Quick! which turtle finally rose up against all odds to beat the shredder? Or was it the great master splinter who defeated him? How about April :x :x
6. Megan O Neal is literally in every scene of the movie. Tmnt aka Meagan fox and hear amazing turtle friends! :x :x
7. The plot was to make the bad guy rich but damn, wasn't he already pretty loaded? Dude works in NY and gets dropped off every day to his castle on a freaken mountain
With that said it's still a fun watch
Yes I knew what kind if movie this was going to be but these are above and beyond the threshold of disbelief
If you haven't seen the movie don't read I guess
1. Splinter learns how to be a ninja from a book he found in the sewer :x
2. Splinter is in NO WAY affiliated with hamato yoshi MEANING he has no connection to the shredder at all :x
3. Shredder was just sacks henchmen in the grand scheme of things. What did shredder want out of this? The main villain of the tmnt universe was reduced to bane status from the batman and robin movie. He was just the muscle :x
4. Shredder has the ability to take down a grown man with his hands tied behind his back but CAN NOT defend himself against April o Neal
:x5. Quick! which turtle finally rose up against all odds to beat the shredder? Or was it the great master splinter who defeated him? How about April
:x :x6. Megan O Neal is literally in every scene of the movie. Tmnt aka Meagan fox and hear amazing turtle friends!
:x :x7. The plot was to make the bad guy rich but damn, wasn't he already pretty loaded? Dude works in NY and gets dropped off every day to his castle on a freaken mountain
With that said it's still a fun watch
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7. The plot was to make the bad guy rich but damn, wasn't he already pretty loaded? Dude works in NY and gets dropped off every day to his castle on a freaken mountain
With that said it's still a fun watch
I was thinking that while watching it. He has his own Helicopter landing spot in front of his castle
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I am disappointed in all of you who went to see this...
At this rate michael bay will never be stopped
At this rate michael bay will never be stopped
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I swear some of you people watch movies with the sole intent of trying to find something not to like about them. Like dudes are sitting there taking notes and nitpicking about every little thing about a kid's movie.
Like dude over here crying about a movie he bootlegged and saw in 240p
Movie was dope. Don't even care.
Only thing was they made my dude donnie way too nerdy
Like dude over here crying about a movie he bootlegged and saw in 240p
Movie was dope. Don't even care.
Only thing was they made my dude donnie way too nerdy
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Maybe some ppl arent just easily entertained, or dont have low standards. Is that even possible in todays day age
And just because its a kids movie....and your point? Hell most of the kids movies have been more entertaining, have more depth and better scripts etc... then so called adult movies.
For everyone who so called went in trying to find something wrong with it, there is equally some over-sized nerd, or some grown person coming into the movie with revisionist history who no matter what good or bad acting aside wold love the movie just cause its tmnt. They couldve pretty much changed everything about the tmnt franchise...(which they basically did) ...and did everything short of bad old karate movie voice overs and some ppl still wouldve thought this movie was the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Youre easily amused/entertained and the bar is set pretty low, why knock others just because theirs isnt?
