Ok, here goes.....
Yes, I was excited. Hopeful. Begging for it to be better than Phantom Menace. But in the back of my mind, I kinda knew it was too late. He screwed up Phantom with lunchboxes & ****, I didn't believe he was gonna nail this.
Hey guys, wanna see Darth Vader again???? Yea, yea, I want more, please George yes. OK great, here he is, he's 8 years old.......
Hey guys, wanna see Boba Fett again???? Yea, yea, I want more please George yes. Ok great, here he is, he's 8 years old......
**** you George.
3 films. 7 hours worth of content. We saw Darth Vader kill exactly NOBODY. Zero. Zip. Zilch. Scowling Anakin killed some kids, and the one Jedi he fought kicked his *** and left him in lava missin all his body parts.
Oh I forgot, he also killed 82 year old Sith. *fart noise*
The God damn story about the rise and fall of Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader was two and a half films about a Jedi hero slash kid, and the last 30 minutes of the 3rd movie he turns into a bad guy. WTF? Cuz he had a bad dream, he completely changes his idea and heads out to behead some kids? REALLY?!?!?!?!?!?!? He thought the Jedi betrayed him, so he kills some damn children. Come the **** on with that storyline.
1st film shoulda been teenage elite Jedi apprentice, falls for his girl, Obi Wan and him are cool, Obi starts to show him some stuff outside the Counsel.
2nd film he starts to go dark, Palapatine pullin strings, he knocks up his girl, he starts to turn over some actual Jedi v Sith confusion, he sides with Palps, fights Obi, becomes Vader.
3rd film he and Boba and whoever else scour the galaxy waxin Jedi one after another. Elite battle after elite battle, Yoda/Obi Wan go into hiding after stashing Luke and Leia.
No Jar Jar, no stupid midi clorians, no Padme died cuz she had the sadz, none of that bull ****. Dark, evil level elite stuff. You can still use Maul, and Mace, and Qwi Gon etc, but you don't need 8 year old boys to sell ****.