I went and saw the matinee showing for
Bullet to the Head this morning.
It's exactly what you'd expect this film to be. It's Sly and a traditional cop trying to save the world.
It is what it is. Apparently the villain of the film was the star of the recent Conan remake, and also in GoT. He was alright, menacing, but typical beef-head that just is kind of dopy.
It starts the film with the whole, "We're going to spoil something for you that you'll see later in the film." You know, Carlito getting shot in the first minute of Carlito's Way. Except it doesn't work here because you really don't care about the actors very much, and you KNOW you'll see this scene again later, but it just isn't very good. It works with Carlito's Way because not only are you not sure if that's how the film ends, you aren't sure whether this is the beginning of the film, and most importantly, the film develops enough for you to care about Carlito.
The supporting cast was actually just as good, if not better than the main cast. It had two Oz veterans (Jon Seda and Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje). Both were pretty good in their roles, but it's sad that Adebisi isn't really physically intimidating like he was in Oz, but he was still decent. Plus, Christian Slater played the sleeze-bag lawyer very well.
Also, Sarah Shahi with barely any clothes on was also very nice.
It felt like Tango and Cash 2 a lot of the time.
. Sly continually one-ups his "partner," who was actually very good in some other films I'd seen him in, specifically Better Luck Tomorrow. It just goes to show how weak the script was when you have someone who's a good actor but isn't able to show it because of how poor the dialogue and script are. I mean acting Sly Stallone isn't exactly an easy thing..
For CP, he's the "Asian guy," in most the FF films. They also make tons of tasteless Asian jokes, which really aren't funny. They were funny back in like 1983, but not really anymore.
Overall, it wasn't bad, but it wasn't necessarily good either.
I'm really excited to see Side Effects; but I feel like I'm the only one who is. It's predecessor, Contagion, was widely hated by everyone on here, yet it had a lot of critical success. I loved it. It's Soderbergh. It's a spiritual successor to Contagion, so I'm really excited. Rooney Mara is in it too? I'm sold. It's also gotten great reviews, so I hope to catch it before it leaves theaters.