The most recent 3 Star Wars movies were soooooo bad.
I was so excited to see them in theaters back in the day too. My dad knew I liked Star Wars, so he surprised me with tix to see the Phantom Menace on opening day....
But I just rewatched all of them, and wtf were they thinking. The last 40 mins of "Revenge of the Sith" was crazy though
The ideas were all there, the story was there for the taking, Lucas just decided to cater to stupid little kids.
Revenge of the Sith should have been the second movie. Period.
The first should have been the build up to The Clone Wars, even the beginning of them.
Sith slots in at 2
And 3 is Vader terrorizing the galaxy. I think I spelled terrorizing very wrong.....
But yeah, 3 should have been Vader v remaining Jedi for 2 hours at which point my body vanishes like Obi Wans does in IV. I would have literally left Earth if that movie was done and done RIGHT.
But hey, 8 year old Anakin.
That was his mistake. In NO WAY should Revenge of the Sith start out with Anakin as a hero, in love with his girl, brothers with Obi Wan, and in 15 minutes bein killin little kids.
He copped out with Order 66 and that bogus way of dealing with hundreds and hundreds of Jedi. Stupid.
He killed Maul (the best thing he gave us in 3 movies) for no reason. Maul should have been around to end some Jedi in all 3 movies, this would have made me a very happy person.
Sith > Jedi
I know the good guys have to win out, the Jedi have to prevail, etc etc, I know all that, but they were a bunch of vags. Sensitive, in touch with themselves type ********. All let the courts handle this, bring 3 nobody Jedi's to take down a guy that's been running the galaxy unknown for a decade which of course all get slaughtered in seconds.
Obi Wan leaving Anakin and his stumps like he did his job, that's good enough, no need to finish him. Yeah, how'd that work out for ya Obi Wan? 2 decades hiding in a cave while stilts ran the galaxy for 20 years you stupid idiot. Next time a dude is there buring with no arms or legs, but still alive, put your blade in him, make it happen.
Maul got all Jedi when he thought he had Obi, look what happened to his dumb ***. Don't get cute, swing your sword.
Let's hope the people learn from that garbage and do me proud in 7-8-9.
(not that I've ever given any of what I just said much thought or anything, just off the top I was throwin that all out there)