Oh my! Dance coming up! I need help!

[ps3kid07]

K, I am going to this dance that is themed "Passport To Paris" on May 2nd. It is like a summer Prom.
I plan to come as my pretty boy self but what do I do when my date dance on me and I get hard?
When me done, I don't want to be walking around wit my thang poking out my pants.
She be sitting on me at school and I be like a Jolly Rancher but I have time to let it.....soften.
What do I do?

 

[kidufc]

muhahahah

L

 

[drjordanlover45]

what the

 

[slamcity]

You're all good bro, boners are in this season.

 

[rafool]

Dude, really?

 

[jackel56]

tape it down

 

[nikerainbows]

Buy a 3 pack of boxer briefs and wear all of them to the dance

 

[melovp]

uhh, flip it up into your waistband

 

[kidufc]

** insert the guy with a boner from dancing with he stars here***

 

[D Fly]

Dance with a dude. You'll be testing your sexuality at the same time.

 

[omgitswes]

Originally Posted by MeloVP

uhh, flip it up into your waistband

It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton.

 

[teflandon]

Originally Posted by Mr DragonFly Jones

Dance with a dude. You'll be testing your sexuality at the same time.

 

[sigmakidownz]

Go with the flow so you'll know when she wants it.

 

[omgitswes]

Originally Posted by Mr DragonFly Jones

Dance with a dude. You'll be testing your sexuality at the same time.

best advice itt

 

[trapmuzik617]

Originally Posted by TeflanDon

Originally Posted by Mr DragonFly Jones

Dance with a dude. You'll be testing your sexuality at the same time.

 

[creamofdacrops]

Originally Posted by trapmuzik617

Originally Posted by TeflanDon

Originally Posted by Mr DragonFly Jones

Dance with a dude. You'll be testing your sexuality at the same time.

 

[carminepower]

What if your porkdirk doesn't reach your waist-band?

 

[youngsole93]

Just keep giving it to her all night. If a dude notices call him a #%##. If a girl notices ask if she wants to touch..

 

[omgitswes]

Originally Posted by CarminePOWER

What if yourporkdirk doesn't reach your waist-band?

thats an entirely different problem. that we can not help with

 

[the great hibachi]

Stop bein' such a !%*%+ and put it on some girls.

 

[youngsole93]

Originally Posted by The Great Hibachi

Stop bein' such a !%*%+ and put it on some girls.

Word, or at least your date!

 

[dathbgboy]

reminds me of



skip to about 3:30

Show how yall do it in Nof C'lina pimp

 

[dunksnjordans1992]

man i cant lie... i got this issue too, i need help

 

[eight2one]

some of you are too comfortable here!

 

[swingmanxv]

Just make sure you dont wear sweatpants.