Passing gas while not knowing someone is in the room Unap Post, Vol SMH @ Myself

[tom jooks]

Originally Posted by Mangudai954

I remember I had bad gas once when I was working the register at cvs. These two very attractive middle aged Hispanic ladies came up and one of them said something funny and when I laughed I let one out

I tried to beat box with my mouth but they knew

 

[dathbgboy]

This the first thing that came to mind.

 

[buttons mcboomboom]

Too many funnies to quote. I don't care how old I get, farts will always be humorous in some fashion to me.

 

[thedudemt]

A couple days ago I farted while playing basketball. It came out pretty loud while I penetrated the lane and kicked out. Shoot, no one knew.

 

[5iveonit]

Not necessarily farting but my stomach was making weird noises that sounded like farts in the middle of a quiet classroom. My stomach was grumbling so loudthat it startled the girl next to me.